343 Funny back quotes

• It’s so hot that my shadow just went back inside and gave me the finger.

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  5 months ago

  back, finger, heat, hot, hot weather, humor, inside, just, me, reaction, sarcasm, shadow, summer, sun, temperature, weather

• If a demon ever possessed me, I’d just sit back and say, “Your problem now.”

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  5 months ago

  attitude, back, demon, ever, humor, ID, just, me, possessed, possession, problem, sarcasm, say, sit, wit

• Leaving your house and returning back safely is such an underrated blessing.

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  5 months ago

  back, blessing, daily, daily life, house, humor, leaving, leaving house, life, returning, safely, safety, underrated, underrated blessing

• I miss the old days back in 1955, when I didn’t exist.

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  5 months ago

  1955, back, days, exist, existence, humor, i, memory, miss, nostalgia, old, past, time

• This football season, we need to bring back getting drunk and calling in to your team’s local radio show after the game. Such a lost art.

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  5 months ago

  activity, after, art, back, bring, call-in, calling, drunk, fan, fan activity, football, football season, game, getting, local, lost, lost art, need, radio, radio show, season, show, Teams

• My husband clearly believes that chairs just magically push themselves back in.

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  5 months ago

  back, chair, chairs, household, humor, husband, just, laziness, magic, marriage, push, relationship

• My morning routine is basically just me convincing myself not to go back to bed.

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  5 months ago

  back, bed, humor, just, me, morning, morning routine, motivation, myself, procrastination, routine, self, self-motivation, sleep, waking, waking up

• Telling the cop I’ll give him his nose back if he lowers his firearm.

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  5 months ago

  back, cop, firearm, give, humor, joke, negotiation, nose, police, telling, threat

• Welcome to your 40s. A random back pain will be assigned to you shortly, and you’ll never know what flares it up every time.

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  5 months ago

  40s, age, aging, back, back pain, every, flare-up, health, humor, know, middle, middle age, never, pain, random, random pain, time, welcome

• If I were karma, I’d watch my back.

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  5 months ago

  back, humor, i, ID, karma, revenge, watch, witty

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