Funny bagel quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, spreading goat cheese on a bagel.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone's found their calling 🧀🥯 Who knew goat cheese could steal the spotlight so effortlessly? Don't worry, we all have our moments of culinary stardom in unexpected places! 🌟 #GoatCheeseGoals"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: What is Washington’s plan to make everything bagels less messy to eat?

  Commentary:
  It seems Washington is really focused on the important issues here – tackling the age-old problem of messy everything bagels! Perhaps his plan involves implementing tiny bagel bibs or creating a special bagel-eating etiquette course for all citizens. Either way, it's clear that Washington has his priorities straight when it comes to the most pressing matters of our time!

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  4 months ago

  Share →: A hot coffee and a crispy bagel doesn’t change anything but it can’t hurt.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the power of coffee and carbs – the ultimate duo for life's questionable moments! ☕🥯 Who needs problem-solving skills when you've got a hot coffee and a crispy bagel on your side? They may not fix everything, but hey, at least they'll distract you from the chaos with their deliciousness! 😉 #CoffeeAndBagelToTheRescue

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t need therapy, I need a bagel with cream cheese.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs therapy when you can have a warm, toasty bagel oozing with creamy goodness? Bagels: Cheaper than therapy, and definitely tastier! 🥯🧀 #CarbTherapy"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My son just turned an everything bagel into an everywhere bagel.

  Commentary:
  Looks like your son has unlocked the ultimate bagel transformation power! 🥯🌍 Watch out, world, we now have an "everywhere bagel" on the loose – he's spreading deliciousness in every corner of the globe! Who knew a simple bagel could have such grand ambitions? 🌟 #BagelGoals

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Actually, this email could’ve been a meeting. We could’ve spent an hour on the clock talking shit and gossiping. Someone could’ve brought bagels.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the lost art of in-person meetings – where bagels are the unspoken currency and gossip flows like a never-ending stream of office drama 💬🥯 Who knew an hour-long chat could have saved us from inbox overload! #BringBackBagelMeetings"

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