Funny beef quotes

• If a government has online beef with a pop star, it has already lost.

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  5 days ago

  beef, celebrity, conflict, government, humor, lost, media, online, online beef, politics, pop, pop star, social, social media, star

• You got beef with me, but none in your fridge. That’s why you’re mad. You’re hungry.

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  1 month ago

  anger, beef, food, fridge, got, humor, hunger, hungry, joke, mad, me, none, why

• Ground beef implies the existence of sky beef.

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  1 month ago

  absurdity, beef, existence, food, ground, humor, imagination, joke, sky, wordplay

• I have no beef with vegetarians.

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  1 month ago

  beef, diet, food, humor, i, joke, vegetarian

• Don’t go keto, go pirate. Rum, fish and beef jerky diet.

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  1 month ago

  adventure, beef, beef jerky, diet, fish, food, humor, jerky, keto, lifestyle, pirate, rum

• I love rap beefs, it’s so romantic when two guys sing songs to each other.

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  1 month ago

  beef, guys, humor, i, love, music, rap, romance, romantic, sing, songs

• I want to be rich enough where I’m not offended by the price of beef jerky.

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  2 months ago

  aspiration, beef, beef jerky, food, humor, i, jerky, luxury, money, offended, price, rich, want, wealth

• I stay away from beef-flavored cat food. At no point could Sylvia realistically bring down a cow, and I don’t need that kind of ego in the house.

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  3 months ago

  animal, away, beef, bring, cat, cat food, cow, ego, food, house, humor, i, kind, need, pet, point, stay

• The bowling ball actually hangs out with the pins after work. There isn’t beef there.

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  5 months ago

  actually, after, after work, ball, beef, bowling, bowling ball, friendship, humor, joke, pin, pun, sports, work

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