17 Funny bigger quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Landlord: I’m raising your rent. Me: Am I getting a bigger house?

  Commentary:
  🏠💰 "Landlord: I’m raising your rent.
  Me: Cool, so is the house getting taller, wider, or just more sarcastic?" 😂🔑

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  3 months ago

  Share →: The smaller the woman, the bigger the attitude. It’s science.

  Commentary:
  Absolutely! Here's a cheeky commentary for you: "According to the scientific theory of sass, the smaller the woman, the bigger the attitude – it's like physics, but way more fabulous! 💁‍♀️💥 #AttitudeMatters"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: If I was in Jaws, instead of wishing for a bigger boat, I probably would have just asked for a smaller shark.

  Commentary:
  Well, if you were in Jaws, you'd certainly have a "bite-sized" sense of humor! 🦈😄 Who needs a bigger boat when you can just downsize the threat, right? Just beware of those toothy grins in the mini-shark department! 🚤笑

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Kendrick inspires me to be a bigger, deeper, more passionate hater.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, Kendrick, the motivational hater we never knew we needed! 🤣 Channeling our inner haterade with gusto thanks to his inspiration. Remember, folks, hating with flair is an art form! 💁‍♂️💥 #HaterGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: There is no bigger day for microwaves than the 26th day of December. This is their Olympics.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the great microwave Olympics of December 26th! 🏆🍿 It's the one day when microwaves around the world get to show off their reheating skills and popcorn-popping prowess. Let the games begin! 🍕🍿🍪 #MicrowaveOlympics

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “Be the bigger person” sounds too much like “accept the disrespect”.

  Commentary:
  "Being the bigger person shouldn't mean you have to swallow disrespect like a bitter pill 🙅‍♂️ Stand tall and don't let anyone shrink your worth, unless you're getting paid to act in a movie about honeybees 🐝🎥"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Met a microbiologist once. They’re a lot bigger than I imagined.

  Commentary:
  🔬 "Met a microbiologist once. They're a lot bigger than I imagined. Turns out, their world is just as tiny as the bacteria they study! 🦠 Who knew science could make a person feel so small yet so significant at the same time?"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I know there are bigger problems in the world right now, but I’ve just realized I’ve never seen a baby seagull.

  Commentary:
  Well, if you think about it, baby seagulls are basically the ninjas of the bird world. 🐦🥋 Always flying under the radar and staying out of sight until they're ready to take over the world – or at least the beach! 😆 So, remember, next time you see a seagull, you might just be looking at a seasoned veteran! ⚔️ #BirdLifeMysteries

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You don’t scare me, you’re not my kid noticing her sibling got a bigger slice of cake.

  Commentary:
  "Hey there, intimidating challenge! You don't scare me one bit, I've faced tougher opponents before. You're like that moment when your kid sees their sibling got a bigger slice of cake – surprising, but nothing I can't handle! 😜🍰 #BringItOn"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I met a microbiologist today. He was a lot bigger than I expected.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, so he must have been a 'macrobiologist' then! 🧐🔬 Seems like he really absorbed all those bacteria cultures and grew in size! 🦠💪 Maybe he's been cultivating some super-sized germs in his lab! 🦠🔬😄"

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