25 Funny bigger quotes

• I really cannot be friends with picky eaters because it somehow always correlates to bigger problems and character flaws.

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  22 hours ago

  always, bigger, character, character flaw, eater, flaw, flaws, friends, friendship, humor, i, picky, picky eater, problem, problems

• My ducks: in a row. My elephant: addressed. My eggs: several baskets. My bigger fish: fried.

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  1 month ago

  basket, bigger, duck, egg, eggs, elephant, fish, food, fried, fried food, humor, idiom, row

• I literally never want to be the bigger person again. We can both go to hell.

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  2 months ago

  again, attitude, bigger, bigger person, both, conflict, hell, humor, i, literally, never, person, sarcasm, want

• Men’s jeans have bigger pockets to help them carry all their audacity.

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  2 months ago

  audacity, bigger, carry, fashion, fashion joke, gender, gender stereotype, help, humor, jeans, joke, men’s, men’s jeans, pocket, pocket size, pockets, size, stereotype

• I’ve tasted being the bigger person, I’ve also tasted matching energy. I recommend no contact.

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  2 months ago

  advice, being, bigger, bigger person, contact, energy, humor, i, matching, matching energy, no contact, person, recommend, relationship

• The only way to forget the mistakes you made in the past is to make even bigger and graver mistakes in the present.

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  2 months ago

  bigger, even, failure, forget, humor, humor quote, irony, learning, life, mistake, mistakes, only, past, present

• Landlord: I’m raising your rent. Me: Am I getting a bigger house?

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  2 months ago

  am, bigger, getting, house, housing, humor, i, joke, landlord, me, misunderstanding, money, raising, rent, response, sarcasm, sarcastic, sarcastic response, wit

• The smaller the woman, the bigger the attitude. It’s science.

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  2 months ago

  attitude, bigger, confidence, humor, personality, science, size, smaller, woman

• If I was in Jaws, instead of wishing for a bigger boat, I probably would have just asked for a smaller shark.

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  2 months ago

  asked, bigger, boat, humor, i, Jaws, just, movie, shark, smaller, wish, wishing

• Kendrick inspires me to be a bigger, deeper, more passionate hater.

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  2 months ago

  bigger, deeper, hater, humor, inspire, irony, Kendrick, me, motivation, passionate

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