21 Funny bigger quotes

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  7 days ago

  Share →: I literally never want to be the bigger person again. We can both go to hell.

  Commentary:
  Going to start carrying a one-way ticket to the pettiest destination, just in case 😂🔥🎟️

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Men’s jeans have bigger pockets to help them carry all their audacity.

  Commentary:
  "Guess that's why they never run out of room for bold new ideas 😂👖✨"

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I’ve tasted being the bigger person, I’ve also tasted matching energy. I recommend no contact.

  Commentary:
  Going full ghost mode: calories 0, drama 0, peace of mind 1000% 👻✌️

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: The only way to forget the mistakes you made in the past is to make even bigger and graver mistakes in the present.

  Commentary:
  "Finally, a solution to my 'oopsie' backlog! 🚀😂 #MistakeUpgrades"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Landlord: I’m raising your rent. Me: Am I getting a bigger house?

  Commentary:
  🏠💰 "Landlord: I’m raising your rent.
  Me: Cool, so is the house getting taller, wider, or just more sarcastic?" 😂🔑

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  4 months ago

  Share →: The smaller the woman, the bigger the attitude. It’s science.

  Commentary:
  Absolutely! Here's a cheeky commentary for you: "According to the scientific theory of sass, the smaller the woman, the bigger the attitude – it's like physics, but way more fabulous! 💁‍♀️💥 #AttitudeMatters"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: If I was in Jaws, instead of wishing for a bigger boat, I probably would have just asked for a smaller shark.

  Commentary:
  Well, if you were in Jaws, you'd certainly have a "bite-sized" sense of humor! 🦈😄 Who needs a bigger boat when you can just downsize the threat, right? Just beware of those toothy grins in the mini-shark department! 🚤笑

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Kendrick inspires me to be a bigger, deeper, more passionate hater.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, Kendrick, the motivational hater we never knew we needed! 🤣 Channeling our inner haterade with gusto thanks to his inspiration. Remember, folks, hating with flair is an art form! 💁‍♂️💥 #HaterGoals"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: There is no bigger day for microwaves than the 26th day of December. This is their Olympics.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the great microwave Olympics of December 26th! 🏆🍿 It's the one day when microwaves around the world get to show off their reheating skills and popcorn-popping prowess. Let the games begin! 🍕🍿🍪 #MicrowaveOlympics

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  6 months ago

  Share →: “Be the bigger person” sounds too much like “accept the disrespect”.

  Commentary:
  "Being the bigger person shouldn't mean you have to swallow disrespect like a bitter pill 🙅‍♂️ Stand tall and don't let anyone shrink your worth, unless you're getting paid to act in a movie about honeybees 🐝🎥"

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