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21 Funny bigger quotes

Funny bigger quotes bring a hilarious twist to everyday moments, making life feel larger than life! 😂🎉 Whether you’re aiming to brighten up your day or share some epic laughs with friends, these witty gems add extra size to your smile 😄✨ Get ready to think big and laugh even bigger — because sometimes, bigger really is better! 🚀🤣

I literally never want to be the bigger person again. We can both go to hell.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Men’s jeans have bigger pockets to help them carry all their audacity.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I’ve tasted being the bigger person, I’ve also tasted matching energy. I recommend no contact.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

The only way to forget the mistakes you made in the past is to make even bigger and graver mistakes in the present.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Landlord: I’m raising your rent. Me: Am I getting a bigger house?

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

The smaller the woman, the bigger the attitude. It’s science.

Posted onMar 17, 2025Mar 17, 2025

If I was in Jaws, instead of wishing for a bigger boat, I probably would have just asked for a smaller shark.

Posted onMar 14, 2025Mar 14, 2025

Kendrick inspires me to be a bigger, deeper, more passionate hater.

Posted onFeb 3, 2025Feb 3, 2025

There is no bigger day for microwaves than the 26th day of December. This is their Olympics.

Posted onJan 29, 2025

“Be the bigger person” sounds too much like “accept the disrespect”.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Met a microbiologist once. They’re a lot bigger than I imagined.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

I know there are bigger problems in the world right now, but I’ve just realized I’ve never seen a baby seagull.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

You don’t scare me, you’re not my kid noticing her sibling got a bigger slice of cake.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

I met a microbiologist today. He was a lot bigger than I expected.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

I’ll be honest. I can’t solve your problems. What I can do is create new, bigger problems that will make your current problems seem quaint by comparison.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Forget being the bigger person, I’m going to just start barking at people.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

There is no bigger lie than “fun for the whole family”.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

If I’d married a wealthier man, I’d be lying on a fancier couch right now refusing to clean bigger rooms.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

I have read that there are imaginary pregnancies. The belly gets bigger and bigger, but there is no baby inside. Finally a diagnosis.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

I tried being the bigger person but all it got me was type 2 diabetes.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

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