Commentary:
"Ah, Kendrick, the motivational hater we never knew we needed! 🤣 Channeling our inner haterade with gusto thanks to his inspiration. Remember, folks, hating with flair is an art form! 💁♂️💥 #HaterGoals"
14 Funny bigger quotes
There is no bigger day for microwaves than the 26th day of December. This is their Olympics.
Commentary:
Ah, the great microwave Olympics of December 26th! 🏆🍿 It's the one day when microwaves around the world get to show off their reheating skills and popcorn-popping prowess. Let the games begin! 🍕🍿🍪 #MicrowaveOlympics
“Be the bigger person” sounds too much like “accept the disrespect”.
Commentary:
"Being the bigger person shouldn't mean you have to swallow disrespect like a bitter pill 🙅♂️ Stand tall and don't let anyone shrink your worth, unless you're getting paid to act in a movie about honeybees 🐝🎥"
Met a microbiologist once. They’re a lot bigger than I imagined.
Commentary:
🔬 "Met a microbiologist once. They're a lot bigger than I imagined. Turns out, their world is just as tiny as the bacteria they study! 🦠 Who knew science could make a person feel so small yet so significant at the same time?"
I know there are bigger problems in the world right now, but I’ve just realized I’ve never seen a baby seagull.
Commentary:
Well, if you think about it, baby seagulls are basically the ninjas of the bird world. 🐦🥋 Always flying under the radar and staying out of sight until they're ready to take over the world – or at least the beach! 😆 So, remember, next time you see a seagull, you might just be looking at a seasoned veteran! ⚔️ #BirdLifeMysteries
You don’t scare me, you’re not my kid noticing her sibling got a bigger slice of cake.
Commentary:
"Hey there, intimidating challenge! You don't scare me one bit, I've faced tougher opponents before. You're like that moment when your kid sees their sibling got a bigger slice of cake – surprising, but nothing I can't handle! 😜🍰 #BringItOn"
I met a microbiologist today. He was a lot bigger than I expected.
Commentary:
"Oh, so he must have been a 'macrobiologist' then! 🧐🔬 Seems like he really absorbed all those bacteria cultures and grew in size! 🦠💪 Maybe he's been cultivating some super-sized germs in his lab! 🦠🔬😄"
I’ll be honest. I can’t solve your problems. What I can do is create new, bigger problems that will make your current problems seem quaint by comparison.
Commentary:
"If life gives you lemons, I'll create a lemonade stand that sells theoretical physics lessons 🍋📚 Who needs solutions when you can have mind-bending puzzles? Let's make chaos fashionable again! 🔥💥 #ProblemSolverExtraordinaire"
Forget being the bigger person, I’m going to just start barking at people.
Commentary:
"Who said being the bigger person is the only way to go? Sometimes you just gotta embrace your inner guard dog and start barking at people 🐶🗣️ Who's ready to join the pack?"
There is no bigger lie than “fun for the whole family”.
Commentary:
"Whoever said 'fun for the whole family' clearly never had teenagers 🙄👨👩👧👦 It's more like 'chaos for the whole clan'! 😂 #FamilyFun"