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My dog sighs a lot for someone who doesn’t pay any bills.
You can’t scare me; you’re not my credit card bill.
I received my electricity bill. I think they billed me for sunlight, divine light, and the light at the end of the tunnel.
Love when a doctor emails me about my “outstanding bill”. If it’s so good, why don’t you pay it?
I’ve started taking a brisk walk straight after dinner and it’s saving me an absolute fortune on restaurant bills.

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Share →: Duolingo should have an “I’m going on holiday to this place very soon” setting so it teaches you “can I have the bill” and so on instead of “the cow boils an egg”.

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Share →: Avoid calls from pesky bill collectors by not paying your phone bill.

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"Who needs a phone bill when you have carrier pigeons? 🐦📞 Dodging bill collectors like a pro! 😂💸 #FinancialHacks"
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Share →: I’m as single as a one Dollar bill, and I don’t need any change.

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"Just like a crisp $1 bill, this person is single and confident – no change needed! 💵😄 Who needs a significant other when you've got independence and financial stability, am I right? 💁‍♂️ #SingleAndThriving"

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