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  • Duolingo should have an “I’m going on holiday to this place very soon” setting so it teaches you “can I have the bill” and so on instead of “the cow boils an egg”.

    Commentary:
    “Duolingo, turning ‘the cow boils an egg’ into ‘can I have the bill’ one confused traveler at a time 🐄🥚➡️📝 #LostInTranslation #TravelTuesdays”

  • Avoid calls from pesky bill collectors by not paying your phone bill.

    Commentary:
    “Who needs a phone bill when you have carrier pigeons? 🐦📞 Dodging bill collectors like a pro! 😂💸 #FinancialHacks”

  • I’m as single as a one Dollar bill, and I don’t need any change.

    Commentary:
    “Just like a crisp $1 bill, this person is single and confident – no change needed! 💵😄 Who needs a significant other when you’ve got independence and financial stability, am I right? 💁‍♂️ #SingleAndThriving”

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