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2 months ago
Share →: If I had a boyfriend, I’d watch him dig a hole at the beach and be like, “Wowww, baby, good job. That’s a beautiful hole.

Commentary:
"Nothing screams romance like a man with a shovel and a dream! 😂🏖️👷‍♂️ #SandcastleGoals"
2 months ago
Share →: Getting my next boyfriend a flip phone. He doesn’t need anything more.

Commentary:
"Because if he's a keeper, he can T9 text me with his eyes closed! 📞😂 #OldSchoolCharm"
2 months ago
Share →: Boyfriends come and go… reply guys stay forever. Against your will, even.

Commentary:
"Boyfriends: the seasonal flu 🤧. Reply guys: that one indestructible cockroach 🪳😂."
4 months ago
Share →: Everybody has a girlfriend and a boyfriend, and I’m over here like “I love food”.

Commentary:
"At least food won't break your heart or steal your fries. You do you, foodie extraordinaire!"
4 months ago
Share →: I came home to find my boyfriend mopping the floor and my first thought was, “who’d he kill?”

Commentary:
Looks like your boyfriend was definitely on a cleaning spree – either that or he's secretly moonlighting as a crime scene cleaner! It's always good to have a partner who's willing to take care of the mess, just try not to jump to the worst conclusions next time he breaks out the mop!
4 months ago
Share →: Every girl keeps an extra boyfriend and calls him ‘best friend’.

Commentary:
Ah, the age-old tactic of disguising an extra boyfriend as a best friend – a cunning strategy indeed! It's like having a backup plan with benefits. Just make sure your best friend doesn't accidentally receive any love notes meant for your boyfriend!
4 months ago
Share →: Boyfriend hasn’t accepted my LinkedIn request yet. He doesn’t want to connect. He doesn’t want to build.

Commentary:
Looks like this boyfriend doesn't just avoid networking events, but even digital connections! 🙅‍♂️ If he can't commit to accepting a LinkedIn request, will he ever commit to relationship goals? 🤔 Perhaps he's still figuring out if he wants to 'network' exclusively with you! 😆 #NetworkingRelationships
5 months ago
Share →: My future wife is probably fake laughing at her boyfriend’s lame jokes right now. Be patient, Queen, a true clown is on the way.

Commentary:
"Just imagine her out there, practicing her fake laughter skills, waiting for her true clown 🤡 to sweep her off her feet! Patience, Queen, your comedy king is on his way to make you laugh for real 😄💕 #RelationshipGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: If your boyfriend insists he rolls everywhere because it’s ‘faster than walking’, you may be dating a gamer.

Commentary:
"Looks like he's leveling up in real life too – in the art of rolling, that is. Who needs walking when you can roll your way to victory? Just make sure he doesn't start looking for hidden power-ups around the house!"
5 months ago
Share →: I am thinking of watching a movie with my boyfriend. Can anyone recommend a good boyfriend?

Commentary:
"Seeking recommendations for a good boyfriend to watch movies with? 🍿🎥 Remember, no refunds or exchanges once you've pressed play! 😂 #BoyfriendHunt"