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"Looks like this pun-loving rebel is playing hardball at the family table! โ ๏ธ๐ฐโฃ๏ธ Who knew a simple name change could make all the difference in attending a family affair? ๐ #SlotShamingForTheWin"
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- What you call โBrunchโ I call โBreakfast for Alcoholics.โ
- Date idea: you hold my hand while I call the dentist and you tell me I’m so brave.
- I’m gonna put “CEO of Blockbuster Video” on my resume because who are they gonna call to confirm?
- Stomach: I will now demonstrate a blue whale’s mating call.
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"Looks like your Zoom calls are turning into an impromptu concert experience! ๐ค๐ถ Who knew your voice was so captivating that it's drawing in a virtual audience? Maybe you should consider taking your show on the road…or at least to a soundproof room! ๐คฃ๐ต #SerenadingColleagues" -
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"Looks like Bob's friends missed the memo that 'bob' is also a verb! ๐คญ Maybe they're too busy bobbing for apples or bobbing their heads to a catchy tune. ๐ Hanging out with Bob must be quite a 'bob-sled' ride – up and down, but never a dull moment! ๐ข" -
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"Agreed! Nothing like getting a free front-row seat to someone's loud conversation about their cat's diet in the middle of a coffee shop ๐๐ฑLet's start a petition to outlaw public speaker phone use for the greater good of humanity! #SaveOurEars" -
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Looks like Santa's sleigh was hit with budget cuts this year! ๐๐ธ Hopefully, that Christmas bonus is just fashionably late like a gift arriving after New Year's. Keep your eggnog close and your bank balance closer! ๐ ๐ฒ -
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Oh, the pun-tastic potential of blending family dynamics with fancy French phrases! ๐๐ซ๐ท It's certainly a faux pas not to appreciate the humor in our everyday relationships. Step aside, stepdad, here comes the faux pas with all its accidental charm! ๐ #DadJokeGoals -
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"Sorry boss, can't make it to work today. My partner's cozy cuddles have activated maximum 'stay in bed' mode ๐ด๐ #priorities" -
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"No worries, my phone has a mind of its own! ๐ฑ๐ Next time, maybe I'll try the 'accidentally drop the phone in a pillow fort' technique for a more believable excuse. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฐ" -
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"Who needs a phone call when you can document your epic adventure in jail with a sassy IG story? ๐๐ปโโ๏ธ๐ธ #Cellfie #ArrestGoals" -
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"Those poor ghosts, no caller ID to screen out pesky spirits dialing in from the other side! ๐ปโ๏ธ Better hope they don't leave a voicemail asking for help with their haunting issues!"
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- Called in, “If we’re living in a simulation, just simulate that I’m in the office today.”
- When the past calls, don’t answer it. It has nothing new to tell you.
- A fun thing to do at work is call in sick and stay home.
- Writers should get a direct line to the FBI so we can call them and give them a heads up when weโre googling ways to poison someone but just for a story.
- I’m at that age where someone can call me the wrong name and I’m just like “whatever, I’ll be Dan for a minute”.
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