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Someone from 🇷🇴 has viewed:

If you love someone be brave enough to tell them. Otherwise be brave enough to watch them dating someone else.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has copied:

Marriage! Because your shitty day doesn’t have to end at work.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has bookmarked:

“Grey’s Anatomy” but it’s told entirely through the lens of the hospital’s HR department.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has viewed:

Turns out “YouTube rabbit hole” is not a reliable science degree.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has bookmarked:

Snow White and the seven dwarves of the menopause; Itchy, Bitchy, Sweaty, Sleepy, Bloated, Forgetful, and Psycho.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has viewed:

Having a crush should be considered a form of self-harm.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has copied:

I have the body of a god. Sadly, it’s Buddha after brunch.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has downloaded:

Got a new high score on my bathroom scale.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has downloaded:

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has shared:

This too shall pass… It may pass like a kidney stone, but it will pass.

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Going bananas on WeChat:

When I try to figure out rows vs. columns, I just row away in my boat of confusion!

Live now on Messenger:

Of course I wrote a grocery list. I carefully wrote it all down and then didn’t bring it with me, like my mother and her mother before her.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Sunsets and women are undoubtedly God’s best creations.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

The gaps in my resume are from the space bar.

Making waves on Telegram:

You gotta separate the art from the artist. Like, for example, sometimes the artist is really nice but their art sucks.

Spotted on Telegram:

Taylor Swift should write a song about when your sleeves keep rolling down every time you wash the dishes.

Just shared via YouTube:

Making friends as an adult is wild because there’s so much lore to catch up on. You’ll be 3 years in and still get random drops like, ‘Oh, by the way, I used to be married.’

Just landed via Instagram:

I recently saw a documentary about dinosaurs. They simply ate everyone they didn’t like. I like that concept.

Live now on Instagram:

Photos are cool because they are like now but for later.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Commenting “Obviously AI” on pictures of happy couples.

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29 shares on Twitch this month:

And for my next trick, I will turn yesterday’s sweatpants into today’s sweatpants.

15 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Managers want a week of silence and meditation in order to be even more of a manager afterwards.

87 shares on Telegram this month:

You can always tell when a man is dating someone new. Why you going to the aquarium and the museum?

32 shares on Threads this month:

It’s awkward touching hands with another man inside a popcorn bag, especially if you don’t know the man and he doesn’t know you’re eating his popcorn.

80 shares on Threads this month:

In your 20s, there will be a cat, and it is very important to get that cat and spend so much money on it.

54 shares on WeChat this month:

You really have to enjoy the way a man is acting in the beginning, because you will never meet that man again.

93 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Sorry, I can’t go out this weekend. I went out last weekend, and I’m still recovering from that.

11 shares on Reddit this month:

Glasses don’t make you look smart, everyone knows you had to fail a test to get them.

42 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I know my limits. I don’t always obey them, but I know them.

20 shares on TikTok this month:

The money I made gradually, you need urgently?

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22 folks are currently checking 👀

A baby cow is called a calf because it’s half a cow. Half cow. Calf. No further questions.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

The neighbor sneezes loudly from the balcony. And because I’m a polite person, I shout loudly: Disgusting!

21 folks are currently checking 👀

My body is a temple. An ancient, creaky temple with questionable plumbing.

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We are both insane on the web, I think we can make it work.

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For Halloween, I’m going as an emotional roller coaster.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

McDonald’s needs a 3rd window so you can trade in all the wrong stuff they gave you.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

I learned Morse code, and then I couldn’t sleep because the rain kept telling me to go fuck myself.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

My neighbor told me he heard me having sex this morning. I was putting on my shoes.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Taylor Swift should write a song about when your sleeves keep rolling down every time you wash the dishes.

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Cover letters are so embarrassing. Why am I writing a love letter to this shitty company?

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Updated

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Someone from 🇹🇭 has copied:

If you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all: I watched Rebel Moon 2 and the Netflix app worked well. Showed me the entire movie. In color.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has downloaded:

Watching a movie on the plane? No thanks. Watching my seatmate’s movie with no audio and not understanding what’s going on for over an hour? Yassss.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has copied:

Quit keeping your enemies closer. No wonder you feel like shit.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has downloaded:

I’m tired of being an adult. Therefore, I will be stepping down. Thank you!

Someone from 🇸🇮 has downloaded:

Every time I think I’m cooked, God moves mountains for me. That’s so nice of Him.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has bookmarked:

I think every app should, by law, let you deactivate all of its short-form video content.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has bookmarked:

Sat at a stop sign waiting for it to turn green, if you’re wondering how I’m doing today.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has shared:

If I could be in two places at once, I’d be in bed twice.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has downloaded:

A real smart TV would increase the volume when you started eating chips.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has downloaded:

As long as you’re still fishing fruit flies out of your drink, you’re not drunk.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Threads:

My boss told me to start every presentation with a joke. The first slide was my paycheck.

Just shared via TikTok:

Your suitcase just texted. It’s getting bored.

Just shared via TikTok:

Hi there, I very much look forward to letting you down.

Breaking via Slack:

About 40 muscles are activated when you eat just one donut. Follow me for more fitness advice.

Trending via Twitch:

I like how the Tooth Fairy got the job, and then subbed it out to everyone’s parents. That’s called “business savvy.”

Shared recently on X:

Skinny people are easier to get blown around by storms. These donuts are for my safety.

Shared recently on Messenger:

There is sex without love, there is love without sex, and there is me without both.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

I will die on this hill or any hill really. I have no hill preference.

Shared recently on WeChat:

I say things I don’t mean on spicy chicken.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Until I open the wrapper and look inside it’s Schrödinger’s Kit Kat.

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