Funny carefully quotes

• My favourite adult hack is when I carefully and thoughtfully put something very important away so I can’t lose it, and then I never find it again.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Carefully choosing which wine to pair with a McRib.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Taking my heart off my sleeve, I fold it up neatly and carefully place it back inside my chest.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Of course I wrote a grocery list. I carefully wrote it all down and then didn’t bring it with me, like my mother and her mother before her.

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  3 weeks ago

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• I’ll never understand people who go through self-checkout line and slowly and carefully scan their items. This line is for stealing.

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  1 month ago

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• I think carefully about what I’m going to say and I still manage to say the wrong thing. It’s truly a gift I have.

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  1 month ago

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