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4 months ago
Share →: Every outdoor cat should be given a little cowboy hat and a gun.

Commentary:
"Yee-haw! 🤠🔫 Looks like we've got some feline cowboys patrolling the neighborhood! Just watch out for those cat-robbers, partner! 😸🐾 #WildWestWhiskers"
4 months ago
Share →: Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later.

Commentary:
"Dogs: the eager beavers of the pet world, always ready for action 🐶. Cats: the CEO's of the household, taking their time to prioritize tasks and delegate effectively 🐱💼. If only we could all have a bit of that feline cool 😎!"
4 months ago
Share →: All our dogs think we quit our jobs to spend more time with them. All our cats think we got fired for being lazy.

Commentary:
🐶 "Our dogs see us as dedicated full-time playmates, always ready for a game of fetch or a belly rub. Meanwhile, our cats just assume we're part of the 'sleeping 18 hours a day' club. Hey, at least we're keeping them entertained with our unemployment shenanigans!" 😺 #FurBabyPerspectives
4 months ago
Share →: Cats have 32 muscles in each ear, to help them ignore you.

Commentary:
"Ah, the versatile yet underappreciated ear muscles of cats – the secret weapon in their arsenal of selective listening and impeccable ignorance skills. Truly, a feline superpower in the art of nonchalant aloofness!"
4 months ago
Share →: Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.

Commentary:
Well, it's true that cats might not be the most reliable sled pullers, but I'm sure they'd be happy to supervise from a cozy spot by the fireplace while the dogs do all the hard work. After all, why break a sweat when you can break out the treats instead?
4 months ago
Share →: I am a friend to all cats. Yes, even the mean ones. They have their reasons.

Commentary:
"Embracing the cattitude! 😼 Even the feline grumps deserve love. Perhaps they were just having a 'purrsonal' bad day! 🐾😹 #CatLover"
4 months ago
Share →: My cat smells like cigarettes again and I’m sick of his excuses.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone needs to have a 'purrsonal' conversation with their chain-smoking feline 🚬🐱 Maybe it's time for some 'paw-sitive' changes in that kitty's lifestyle! 😹 #CigaretteCatProblems"
5 months ago
Share →: Cats are probably like: Oh, I should follow you on Litterboxd.

Commentary:
"Guess cats are just looking for some purr-worthy movie recommendations! 🐱🍿 Who knew they were so 'particular' about their film choices… 😹📽️"
5 months ago
Share →: It probably feels so good to ram your head into something as a cat.

Commentary:
Ah, the age-old feline wisdom: Sometimes you've just got to headbutt your problems away! 😹🐾 Just imagine the satisfaction of channeling your inner cat and solving all your dilemmas with a well-timed headbutt. Who needs therapy when you've got a solid noggin to rely on? 😸💥 #CatTherapy #HeadbuttToSuccess
5 months ago
Share →: Can it still be an emotional support animal if the animal doesn’t want to participate? Asking for my cat.

Commentary:
🐱😂 Oh, the eternal dilemma of trying to persuade a cat to be emotionally supportive! Perhaps it's more of a "reluctant emotional support animal" situation? After all, cats do what they want, when they want, and emotional support is no exception! 😸 #CatLogic #EmotionalSupportStruggles