157 Funny cat quotes

• I tried meowing back at the cat to show him I was making an effort, but he just switched to English.

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  4 weeks ago

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• If cats could text you back, they wouldn’t.

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  4 weeks ago

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• There’s a cougar warning in my neighborhood, but apparently it’s just a big cat. I bought a case of wine coolers for nothing.

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  4 weeks ago

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• Washing my hands in the sink and then wiping them on my cat, like a towel.

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  4 weeks ago

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• If my cats are going to insist upon me getting up early, they’re going to have to learn how to make coffee.

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  4 weeks ago

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• “You let your cat on the bed?” I would put her on my life insurance.

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  4 weeks ago

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• Judging by the hair on my couch, I’m surprised I have any cat left at all.

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  4 weeks ago

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• Babe, would it kill you to meow back?

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  4 weeks ago

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• Well, at least my cat is supportive of me doing less and laying around more.

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  4 weeks ago

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• It’s amazing how cats can ignore you with both ears.

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  4 weeks ago

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