29 Funny changes quotes

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  4 weeks ago

  View →: I want an apartment so big, it changes the way I laugh.
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  1 month ago

  View →: Getting mad when an app updates and changes their format is the new “rearranged grocery store” for me.
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  3 months ago

  View →: No one tells you that the older you get, the more often you check your weather app.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Welcome to your 40’s. You now have a favorite vegetable peeler.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Getting excited to go to bed is a different level of adulting.
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  5 months ago

  View →: One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re excited about your organized fridge.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Welcome to your 40s. Your ability to be sneaky will now be hindered by your bones cracking when you walk.
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  5 months ago

  View →: You know you’re getting older when you keep asking “Why do they have to make the instructions so small?”
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  5 months ago

  View →: I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control. I thought to myself, “Wow, this changes everything.”
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  5 months ago

  View →: Welcome to your 40s. Your eyes are now like a camera someone doesn’t know how to focus.
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  5 months ago

  View →: In my 20’s: I want to find true love. In my 40’s: I just want a toaster that gets me.
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  5 months ago

  View →: 20’s: what even is a hangover? 40’s: puts on sunglasses to open fridge…
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  5 months ago

  View →: “We will go ahead and make these changes if we don’t hear from you before Friday” is such an elegant way to solve problems.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I’m a total go with the flow kinda person as long as the flow is meticulously scheduled well in advance and there are no mid-flow changes whatsoever.
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  5 months ago

  View →: When younger I would walk up to the counter and the bartender would know me by name. Now it’s my pharmacist.
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  5 months ago

  View →: “We should get tickets” is as close to a rock concert as I get these days.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Welcome to your 40’s: See that kid dressed up like a cop? He is a cop.
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  5 months ago

  View →: In my 20’s: might hit the club tonight. In my 40’s: might go to the grocery store to listen to some bangers.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Maybe this is the Windows software update that changes everything for me.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Welcome to your 40s: you get tired from sleeping now.
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  5 months ago

  View →: One minute you’re young and fun and the next, you need a tow out of a beanbag chair.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Hi, I’m making some changes in my life. If you don’t hear from me, you are one of them.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Getting older means talking to less people and complaining about more people.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Now that I’m in my mid-forties, I think I’ll take up parkour.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Adulting means growing hair in places you’re not supposed to and losing hair in places you don’t want to.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Welcome to your 50s, your knees will now decide when you will sit down.
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  5 months ago

  View →: The older I get, the less surprised I’d be if a random body part just fell off one day.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I no longer need an alarm clock because I’m over 40 and have a bladder.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I’m slowly becoming an adult. Please make it stop.

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