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27 Funny changes quotes

No one tells you that the older you get, the more often you check your weather app.

1 month ago

Welcome to your 40’s. You now have a favorite vegetable peeler.

3 months ago

Getting excited to go to bed is a different level of adulting.

3 months ago

One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re excited about your organized fridge.

3 months ago

Welcome to your 40s. Your ability to be sneaky will now be hindered by your bones cracking when you walk.

3 months ago

You know you’re getting older when you keep asking “Why do they have to make the instructions so small?”

3 months ago

I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control. I thought to myself, “Wow, this changes everything.”

3 months ago

Welcome to your 40s. Your eyes are now like a camera someone doesn’t know how to focus.

3 months ago

In my 20’s: I want to find true love. In my 40’s: I just want a toaster that gets me.

3 months ago

20’s: what even is a hangover? 40’s: puts on sunglasses to open fridge…

3 months ago

“We will go ahead and make these changes if we don’t hear from you before Friday” is such an elegant way to solve problems.

3 months ago

I’m a total go with the flow kinda person as long as the flow is meticulously scheduled well in advance and there are no mid-flow changes whatsoever.

3 months ago

When younger I would walk up to the counter and the bartender would know me by name. Now it’s my pharmacist.

3 months ago

“We should get tickets” is as close to a rock concert as I get these days.

3 months ago

Welcome to your 40’s: See that kid dressed up like a cop? He is a cop.

3 months ago

In my 20’s: might hit the club tonight. In my 40’s: might go to the grocery store to listen to some bangers.

3 months ago

Maybe this is the Windows software update that changes everything for me.

3 months ago

Welcome to your 40s: you get tired from sleeping now.

3 months ago

One minute you’re young and fun and the next, you need a tow out of a beanbag chair.

3 months ago

Hi, I’m making some changes in my life. If you don’t hear from me, you are one of them.

3 months ago