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At my age, you check a friend’s Facebook page to make sure they’re still alive before wishing them a happy birthday.
I briefly stepped away from social media to get an idea of what else is going on in the world. For instance, I didn’t realize I was still married.
Stop checking up on your friends, and check up on me.
“Would you like to check your account balance?” God no. My balance is none of my business.
My reality check bounced, guess I’ll have to stay insane for the time being.

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5 months ago
Share →: One day my kids will move out and discover the dishes don’t clean themselves and I feel for them. I really do.

Commentary:
"Ah, the harsh reality of adulting hitting our kids like a ton of dirty dishes 🍽️😅 Parenting is all fun and games until someone has to do the dishes! #TheStruggleIsReal"
5 months ago
Share →: I don’t even check my bank account no more. I just swipe my card and if it’s god’s will, money will be debited.

Commentary:
"Living on the edge with that 'faith-based banking' strategy, huh? 🙏💳 Just remember: even miracles have limits! 😂💸 #DivineDebit"
5 months ago
Share →: I miss being able to study with complete focus for hours. Now I read one sentence and check my phone to see if penguins have legs or just feet.

Commentary:
"Ah, the evolution of study habits in the digital age: from deep concentration to existential penguin ponderings 🐧📚 Stay strong, dear student! Who knows, perhaps those penguins are onto something fascinating! #FocusVsFeathers"
5 months ago
Share →: Don’t ring my doorbell unless you’re accompanied by a camera crew and holding balloons and a big check.

Commentary:
"Sorry, no camera crew, balloons, or big check? 📷🎈💰 Please let the doorbell rest – it's been through enough drama already! 🚪😄 #NoCheckNoPeek"
5 months ago
Share →: My reality check bounced, guess I’ll have to stay insane for the time being.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone's reality has overdrafted 🔄🌀 Better keep riding that crazy train until the cosmic bank decides to cash those sanity checks! 🚂🙃"
5 months ago
Share →: You’ll be having a good day and then someone your age says they’re buying a house.

Commentary:
"Ah, the carefree days of our youth…until a peer casually drops the news they're entering the realm of adulting with a mortgage 🏠😅 Here's to those of us still mastering the art of not setting off the fire alarm while cooking!"
5 months ago
Share →: At my age, you check a friend’s Facebook page to make sure they’re still alive before wishing them a happy birthday.

Commentary:
"Ah, the modern day dilemma of confirming existence before sending birthday wishes – it's like a digital wellness check! 🎉👴🏼👵🏽 #FriendshipGoals #DigitalAgeConfusion"
5 months ago
Share →: Got an email from my bank saying “is your 401k enough to retire on” and it’s like you are my bank, you know it’s not.

Commentary:
🤑💸💭 Bank: "Is your 401k enough to retire on?" Me: "You are my bank, you know it's not." 😅💸💼 Sounds like the bank needs to work on their optimism game!
5 months ago
Share →: Getting old is not fun. Sometimes I have to check my texts and photos when someone asks me what I did yesterday.

Commentary:
"Ah, the joys of aging – where 'senior moments' become a daily adventure! 🧓📱 Don't worry, just tell them you were too busy living in the moment to remember it! 😅 #ForeverYoungAtHeart"
5 months ago
Share →: Want to lose weight for the summer? Don’t worry, just check in your luggage at the airport. You’ll never see those pounds again.

Commentary:
"Need to shed some pounds for summer? No problem! Just sneak those extra snacks into your luggage at the airport and voilà – instant weight loss, guaranteed! 🧳✈️ Say goodbye to those pesky pounds, bon voyage!"