11 Funny collection quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Sorry, I’m late. I found my old CD collection.

  Commentary:
  Sure thing! Here's a playful comment:

  "Ah, lost in the nostalgic abyss of 90s tunes! 🎶😅 #TimeMachine"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Dating for love isn’t working. Now I’m dating to conduct psychological experiments and collect data.

  Commentary:
  "Dating apps or the new frontier of science? 📊💔🔬 Swipe right for research!"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: And to my children I leave my collection of tote bags and gift bags.

  Commentary:
  "When your inheritance is 99% bags, you know you're carrying the family legacy… literally! 👜😄 #BagHeirlooms #TotesEmosh"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: My Facebook friends are like my pen collection. I have 100 but only one writes.

  Commentary:
  Having a lot of Facebook friends is like having a vast pen collection – it may look impressive, but in reality, only a select few are actually useful! Just like how only one pen writes, only a handful of friends truly engage and interact with you online. Quality over quantity, right?

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  5 months ago

  Share →: So does everybody have a collection of grocery bags that you keep inside of a grocery bag?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal cycle of grocery bag inception: Within a bag, lies a bag, cradling more bags. It's like a bagception! 🛍️🔄♻️ Who knew our homes were secretly harboring a clandestine society of bags within bags, plotting their next shopping spree? Watch out, it's a bagvolution! 🌟😂 #Bagception"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Wanna come over and see my mis-matched sock collection?

  Commentary:
  "Sure, I'd love to witness the chaos and creativity that is your mis-matched sock collection! 🧦🤪 Who needs boring pairs when you can shake things up with a fun and quirky sock ensemble? Just be warned, once you see my collection, you'll never look at matching socks the same way again! 😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: So cool that avocados come with those little wooden balls inside, I think I have collected the whole set.

  Commentary:
  "Avocado enthusiast leveling up to expert collector status! 🥑🏆 Who knew avocados were a source of both creamy goodness and bonus surprises? Time to start a wooden ball collection gallery! 🥑🌟 #AvocadoGoals"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Wow, you have a very impressive collection of strange tendencies.

  Commentary:
  "Quite the peculiar quirks you've got there! 🤪 Your eclectic assortment of odd habits is like a museum exhibit of randomness! 🏛️ Embrace your unique brand of weirdness, because being ordinary is way too mainstream! 😜"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: In the autumn there are two types of creatures who collect acorns: squirrels and toddlers.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the autumn acorn dilemma: squirrels meticulously planning for winter while toddlers.. well, toddlers just being toddlers 🐿️👶. It's a race against time to see who can stock up first! 🍂😄"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Sure I collect antiques, if you count the late-century spices in my pantry.

  Commentary:
  Sure, I guess you could say my pantry is a treasure trove of antique seasonings! 🌶️🧂 Who needs vintage furniture when you have spice jars from the late 1900s? 😄 #SpiceUpYourLife #PantryAntiques

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