Funny quotes collection

Funny collection quotes

My Facebook friends are like my pen collection. I have 100 but only one writes.

4 weeks ago

So does everybody have a collection of grocery bags that you keep inside of a grocery bag?

2 months ago

Wanna come over and see my mis-matched sock collection?

2 months ago

So cool that avocados come with those little wooden balls inside, I think I have collected the whole set.

3 months ago

Wow, you have a very impressive collection of strange tendencies.

3 months ago

In the autumn there are two types of creatures who collect acorns: squirrels and toddlers.

3 months ago

Sure I collect antiques, if you count the late-century spices in my pantry.

3 months ago

I’m sick of getting woken up at 6am by the bin men. I just want a nice sleep but they always insist that I get out of the bin before they collect it.

3 months ago