Funny collection quotes

So does everybody have a collection of grocery bags that you keep inside of a grocery bag?

So does everybody have a collection of grocery bags that you keep inside of a grocery bag?

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

Wanna come over and see my mis-matched sock collection?

Wanna come over and see my mis-matched sock collection?

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

So cool that avocados come with those little wooden balls inside, I think I have collected the whole set.

So cool that avocados come with those little wooden balls inside, I think I have collected the whole set.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Wow, you have a very impressive collection of strange tendencies.

Wow, you have a very impressive collection of strange tendencies.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

In the autumn there are two types of creatures who collect acorns: squirrels and toddlers.

In the autumn there are two types of creatures who collect acorns: squirrels and toddlers.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Sure I collect antiques, if you count the late-century spices in my pantry.

Sure I collect antiques, if you count the late-century spices in my pantry.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

I’m sick of getting woken up at 6am by the bin men. I just want a nice sleep but they always insist that I get out of the bin before they collect it.

I’m sick of getting woken up at 6am by the bin men. I just want a nice sleep but they always insist that I get out of the bin before they collect it.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

My Facebook friends are like my pen collection. I have 100 but only one writes.

My Facebook friends are like my pen collection. I have 100 but only one writes.

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025