16 Funny collection quotes

Funny collection quotes are the perfect way to add a splash of laughter πŸ˜‚ and wit πŸ€ͺ to your day! Whether you need a quick mood boost or some clever lines to share with friends, these gems will have you chuckling in no time. Ready to brighten your feed with humor and charm? Let’s dive into a world where words tickle your funny bone and smiles are guaranteed! πŸ˜„πŸŽ‰

16 Funny collection quotes - Look at you with tape over your camera, while Amazon, Facebook, and Google have your whole life on file.

Look at you with tape over your camera, while Amazon, Facebook, and Google have your whole life on file.

Commentary:
Trying to hide from the camera, but forgetting your phone is basically writing your biography πŸ˜‚πŸ“±πŸ”πŸ“š

16 Funny collection quotes - My Facebook friends are like my pen collection. I have 100 but only one writes.

My Facebook friends are like my pen collection. I have 100 but only one writes.

Commentary:
Having a lot of Facebook friends is like having a vast pen collection – it may look impressive, but in reality, only a select few are actually useful! Just like how only one pen writes, only a handful of friends truly engage and interact with you online. Quality over quantity, right?

16 Funny collection quotes - So does everybody have a collection of grocery bags that you keep inside of a grocery bag?

So does everybody have a collection of grocery bags that you keep inside of a grocery bag?

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal cycle of grocery bag inception: Within a bag, lies a bag, cradling more bags. It's like a bagception! πŸ›οΈπŸ”„β™»οΈ Who knew our homes were secretly harboring a clandestine society of bags within bags, plotting their next shopping spree? Watch out, it's a bagvolution! πŸŒŸπŸ˜‚ #Bagception"