Funny quotes compatibility

Funny compatibility quotes

Really just want to meet someone who knows what songs not to talk over.

4 weeks ago

They should invent friends whose schedules line up with yours.

2 months ago

The winter months remind me that it is crucial to find someone that you’re thermostatically compatible with.

2 months ago

We go together like coffee and cigarettes.

2 months ago

Socks teach us that being made for each other does not mean being together.

3 months ago

I don’t understand how some people find love several times in their lives. I first have to find someone who doesn’t get on my nerves.

3 months ago

Beer is like the color black: it goes with everything.

3 months ago