61 Funny coping quotes

• It-is-what-it-is-ing my way through the collapse of civilization.

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  3 weeks ago

  civilization, collapse, coping, humor, irony, life, modern, modern life, phrase, resilience, sarcasm, slang, through

• I’m bad at being sad. Three minutes in, and I’m already making fun of my situation.

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  1 month ago

  attitude, bad, being, coping, coping mechanism, emotions, fun, humor, making, mechanism, minutes, sad, sadness, self-deprecation, situation, three

• At this point, the only thing that can heal me is memory loss.

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  2 months ago

  coping, emotional, emotional pain, heal, healing, health, humor, loss, me, memory, memory loss, mental, mental health, only, pain, point, sarcasm, thing

• I’ll stop smoking weed when life stops smoking me.

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  2 months ago

  addiction, coping, coping mechanism, humor, life, me, mechanism, smoking, stop, stress, weed

• Next time I feel butterflies, I’m chugging down a bottle of tequila so they drown.

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  2 months ago

  anxiety, bottle, butterfly, chugging, coping, coping mechanism, drinking, feel, humor, i, mechanism, nervousness, next, tequila, time

• “November Rain” is just 9 minutes of me realizing I’m too dramatic to date someone with healthy coping skills.

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  2 months ago

  9, coping, coping skill, date, dramatic, emotional, healthy, humor, just, me, minutes, November, November Rain, rain, relationship, self-awareness, skill, skills, someone, too

• I’m gonna turn all this pain into something beautiful, like a tweet or a close friends story.

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  2 months ago

  beautiful, beauty, close, close friend story, coping, coping mechanism, creativity, friend, friends, humor, mechanism, media, pain, social, social media, something, story, turn, tweet

• (Most depressed guy you’ve ever met) I’m doing pretty good.

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  2 months ago

  coping, depressed, depression, doing, emotional, emotional state, ever, good, guy, health, humor, mental, mental health, met, mood, most, pretty, self-deprecation, state

• Girlhood is sitting down in a boiling hot shower instead of dealing with life.

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  2 months ago

  boiling, boiling water, coping, coping mechanism, dealing, girlhood, hot, humor, life, mechanism, self-care, shower, sitting, water

• Instead of screaming into the void, I’m going to ask it for recipes.

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  2 months ago

  ask, cooking, coping, coping mechanism, going, humor, mechanism, recipe, scream, screaming, void

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