64 Funny coping quotes

• “It is what it is,” I say, as I almost vomit from anxiety.

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  4 weeks ago

  almost, anxiety, coping, emotional, emotional response, expression, humor, i, phrase, response, say, stress, vomit, vomiting

• Denying the existence of anyone that annoys me.

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  4 weeks ago

  annoyance, anyone, attitude, coping, coping mechanism, denial, existence, humor, interaction, me, mechanism, personality, sarcasm, social, social interaction

• The problem with “treat yourself” is that I don’t know how to stop. I had a bad day in March, and I’ve been treating myself ever since.

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  4 weeks ago

  bad, bad day, care, coping, coping mechanism, day, ever, humor, i, indulgence, know, march, mechanism, myself, problem, self, self-care, stop, treat, treat yourself, yourself

• It-is-what-it-is-ing my way through the collapse of civilization.

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  4 weeks ago

  civilization, collapse, coping, humor, irony, life, modern, modern life, phrase, resilience, sarcasm, slang, through

• I’m bad at being sad. Three minutes in, and I’m already making fun of my situation.

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  4 weeks ago

  attitude, bad, being, coping, coping mechanism, emotions, fun, humor, making, mechanism, minutes, sad, sadness, self-deprecation, situation, three

• At this point, the only thing that can heal me is memory loss.

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  4 weeks ago

  coping, emotional, emotional pain, heal, healing, health, humor, loss, me, memory, memory loss, mental, mental health, only, pain, point, sarcasm, thing

• I’ll stop smoking weed when life stops smoking me.

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  4 weeks ago

  addiction, coping, coping mechanism, humor, life, me, mechanism, smoking, stop, stress, weed

• Next time I feel butterflies, I’m chugging down a bottle of tequila so they drown.

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  4 weeks ago

  anxiety, bottle, butterfly, chugging, coping, coping mechanism, drinking, feel, humor, i, mechanism, nervousness, next, tequila, time

• “November Rain” is just 9 minutes of me realizing I’m too dramatic to date someone with healthy coping skills.

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  4 weeks ago

  9, coping, coping skill, date, dramatic, emotional, healthy, humor, just, me, minutes, November, November Rain, rain, relationship, self-awareness, skill, skills, someone, too

• I’m gonna turn all this pain into something beautiful, like a tweet or a close friends story.

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  4 weeks ago

  beautiful, beauty, close, close friend story, coping, coping mechanism, creativity, friend, friends, humor, mechanism, media, pain, social, social media, something, story, turn, tweet

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