55 Funny coping quotes — Wordgag ツ

Life tip: if nothing goes right, go to sleep.

6 days ago6 days ago

The art of staying somewhat sane in an insane world.

1 week ago1 week ago

Being gracefully unhinged is the only way to get through the everyday bullshit.

1 week ago1 week ago

Don’t worry, darling, you won’t break me. Someone already beat you to it.

2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

Stress in private, complain on Twitter, happy in public.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Shit posting is cheaper than therapy.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

God forbid a girl uses shopping as her coping mechanism.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Isolation, the most goated coping mechanism. I love talking to no one and losing my mind alone.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

I think more people would actually heal from their trauma if they got revenge.

4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

Just remembered I can just get drunk after work instead of quitting. That was a close one.

1 month ago1 month ago

I’ll stop smoking weed when life stops smoking me.

2 months ago2 months ago

Next time I feel butterflies, I’m chugging down a bottle of tequila so they drown.

2 months ago2 months ago

“November Rain” is just 9 minutes of me realizing I’m too dramatic to date someone with healthy coping skills.

2 months ago2 months ago

I’m gonna turn all this pain into something beautiful, like a tweet or a close friends story.

2 months ago2 months ago

(Most depressed guy you’ve ever met) I’m doing pretty good.

2 months ago2 months ago

Girlhood is sitting down in a boiling hot shower instead of dealing with life.

2 months ago2 months ago

Instead of screaming into the void, I’m going to ask it for recipes.

2 months ago2 months ago

At therapy, saying “Don’t worry about it” to every question.

2 months ago2 months ago

I’m bad at being sad. Three mins later, I’m making jokes about my situation.

2 months ago2 months ago

Forced to say “it’s okay” instead of throwing a chair at them.

2 months ago2 months ago