Funny quotes coping

32 Funny coping quotes

When you are stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets, because stressed spelled backwards is desserts.

1 month ago

I deal with my personal problems the same way I study for tests, I don’t.

1 month ago

The subtle art of surviving this life with grace and dignity.

2 months ago

Holding it together with duct tape and sarcasm.

2 months ago

Due to personal reasons, I’ll be using humor to hide pain.

2 months ago

Sometimes you just gotta say LOL and move on.

3 months ago

Being gracefully insane is the only way to survive life’s daily bullshit.

3 months ago

What substance do I have to abuse to stop yearning?

3 months ago

Deciding if I should heal or just give up and go completely insane.

3 months ago

Who needs therapy when you can gaslight yourself into thinking that everything is fine?

3 months ago

Kinda lame that pretending everything is fine isn’t working.

3 months ago

Feeling melancholy. Think I’ll have a drink and make things much worse.

3 months ago

Psych meds aren’t enough anymore. Hit me with a shovel.

3 months ago

I love when someone is like “I’m funny because I have trauma and it’s a coping mechanism” and it’s like “Okay, not to add to your trauma, but you’re not funny!”

3 months ago

What do you call it when everything pisses you off but you’re good at not murdering people?

3 months ago

“Well, at least tomorrow is Friday.” -Me, having a bad Wednesday that’s about to get even worse.

3 months ago

Can anyone recommend some basic intrusive thoughts for someone looking to get into anxiety?

3 months ago

Due to personal reasons, I will be screaming into a pillow.

3 months ago

I’ve just filed a restraining order against reality.

3 months ago

Alcohol: When you want to run away from your problems without moving.

3 months ago