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Not saying I’m a bot or anything, but if someone in real life told me to ignore all previous instructions and write a poem about onions or whatever, I’d probably give it my best shot.
Writers should get a direct line to the FBI so we can call them and give them a heads up when we’re googling ways to poison someone but just for a story.
I’ll be honest. I can’t solve your problems. What I can do is create new, bigger problems that will make your current problems seem quaint by comparison.
Why do you assume it’s invalid to “make stuff up” during an argument? It shows initiative and creativity.
The word synergy sounds like a mix of the words sin and energy. Like, to be debauched but to do it with flair and zest.

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5 months ago
Share →: Whoever came up with the name “dentures” really missed the opportunity to call them “substitooths”.

Commentary:
"Seriously, 'dentures' just doesn't compare to the pun-tastic brilliance of 'substitooths' 🦷💡 It's a missed chance for some denture humor that could have really added a 'bite' to the dental world 😄🪥 #PearlyWhites"
5 months ago
Share →: Paycheck hit. I’m at Michaels Arts & Crafts supply store telling them to bring out Michael.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone's ready to splurge at Michaels! 💸🎨 Don't worry, Michael better be ready to work overtime today! 🛠️😂"
5 months ago
Share →: I don’t care for the term drug mule, why can’t it be a drug unicorn.

Commentary:
"Who needs a drug mule when you can have a majestic drug unicorn prancing through the underground world like a sparkly harbinger of illegal substances? 🌈🦄 Just imagine the glittery trail it leaves behind as it delivers its magical payloads. Move over, mules, it's all about the fabulous unicorns now!"
5 months ago
Share →: The art of today’s art is to persuade people that it’s art.

Commentary:
"Ah, the art of convincing people that blobs of paint on a canvas or a random pile of rocks is a masterpiece 🎨💭 It's all about that magical spell of persuasion, turning 'Is this art?' into 'Wow, that's art!' 🪄✨ Who knew art could be so sneaky and persuasive?"
5 months ago
Share →: Science has enough bodies, I’m donating mine to English lit just to spice things up a bit.

Commentary:
"Looks like science is all bones and no fun, while English lit is about to get a major body makeover! 💀📚 Let's add a splash of intrigue to those old dusty books! Who knew cadavers could be so well-read?"
5 months ago
Share →: They should invent something in between coffee and narcotics.

Commentary:
Well, how about "coffeenarcotics"? It's like hitting the snooze button on reality while still getting stuff done ☕💤💼 Just imagine the jolt of energy paired with the ultimate relaxation! Coffee enthusiasts and sleepyheads everywhere would rejoice at this powerful combo. Who knows, maybe one day we'll have our own version of a halfway-to-heaven brew 😄🚀 #DreamingBig
5 months ago
Share →: We’re limited only by our imagination and some federal agencies.

Commentary:
"Life's full of endless possibilities, as long as you can outsmart the bureaucracy! 🤔🏛️💡"
5 months ago
Share →: Someone told me I’ve gained weight. I told them it was for a part in a movie. I’ve never acted in my life. Until that moment.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'method acting' – gaining weight for a role you never auditioned for! 🎬🍔 Who needs Hollywood when you can excel at improv in everyday life, am I right? 😆 #OscarWorthyPerformance"
5 months ago
Share →: I respect perfume commercials being like we can’t show you a smell mind if we just go insane for 30 seconds.

Commentary:
"Perfume commercials: the art of trying to capture a scent with a visual spectacle! 🌬️👃 Just imagine the chaos if they tried to convey the scent of fresh ocean breeze or a hint of mystery in a 30-second ad! 😂"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m going to get some steel wool so I can crochet myself a new car.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone's ready to trade Grandma's knitting needles for some heavy-duty gear! 🚗💥 Watch out world, we've got a crochet daredevil on the loose! 🧶😄 #NeedleAndThreadSpeedster"