53 Funny daily routine quotes

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  4 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Keeping my drama-free streak strong with my trusty water bottle and frequent bathroom breaks! 🚰🚽🤣

  avoid, busy, daily, daily routine, drama, drinking, health, humor, hydrated, hydration, pee, peeing, routine, stay, too, water

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  1 month ago

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the sacred transition from hair accessory to snack guardian! 🌙🦀 Because who needs beauty sleep when you can have crispy chips instead? 😂 #Priorities"

  bag, bag of chips, bedtime, chips, claw, claw clip, clip, daily, daily routine, day, end, end of day, hair, humor, i, move, ritual, routine, snack, snack time, time

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  2 months ago

  Commentary:
  🕵️‍♂️💊 Current level of adulthood: Staring contest with my pill bottle!

  adult, being, bottle, daily, daily routine, day, every, forgetfulness, health, humor, i, looking, medication, pill, pill bottle, responsibility, routine, spending, take, wondering

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  2 months ago

  Commentary:
  Sounds like a spa day gone rogue! 🧽🛁😂👕

  actually, cleaning, countertop, countertop cleaning, daily, daily routine, face, face washing, feet, feet washing, floor, floor cleaning, forearm, forearm washing, hair, hair washing, hand, hand washing, hands, humor, hygiene, multitasking, routine, shirt, shirt washing, washing

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  2 months ago

  Commentary:
  Just channeling my inner lioness as I majestically ignore that laundry mountain 🦁🧺😂

  animal, animal metaphor, bed, chair, clothes, concern, daily, daily routine, day, every, humor, lioness, messy, messy room, metaphor, moves, pile, room, routine

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  2 months ago

  Commentary:
  When life gives you scrolling duties, become the Sherlock Holmes of your newsfeed! 🕵️‍♂️📱😂

  daily, daily routine, day, distraction, humor, media, monitor, need, reminder, routine, scrolling, situation, social, social media

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  3 months ago

  Commentary:
  Sounds like a solid plan! Just remember, the coffee doesn't spill itself and the mirror's already swooning! ☕😎

  always, coffee, confidence, daily, daily routine, drink, humor, plan, plans, routine, same, sexy, today

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  3 months ago

  Commentary:
  If pajamas and coffee cups became a fashion trend, I'd be on the cover of Vogue by now! ☕😴🛋️

  acceptable, casual, casual wear, coffee, coffee cup, comfort, cup, daily, daily routine, day, holding, humor, norm, pajama, pajamas, relaxation, routine, social, social norm, socially, wear

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  3 months ago

  Commentary:
  Waiting for that email like it's the Hogwarts acceptance letter, minus the owl. 📧🦉✨

  actually, check, communication, daily, daily routine, day, digital, digital life, email, emails, every, expectation, going, hope, hopes, humor, i, life, life changing, life-changing news, news, procrastination, routine, someday

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  3 months ago

  Commentary:
  Sounds like a thrilling adventure simulator with a Broadway bonus! 🎭🗽🔪

  city, city life, daily, daily routine, entertainment, family, hard, humor, i, knife, life, musical, NYC, routine, southern, southern family, stabbed, stabbing, stereotype, try, wake

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