29 Funny deep quotes

• Who called it a deep freeze instead of ice-o-lation?

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  1 month ago

  cold, deep, deep freeze, freeze, humor, ice-o-lation, winter, wordplay

• Toddlers will take your last nerve, deep fry it and eat it for breakfast.

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  1 month ago

  breakfast, deep, deep fry, eat, exhaustion, fry, humor, last, last nerve, nerve, parenting, take, toddler

• Don’t worry, man, we can probably Photoshop the deep and enduring sadness out of your eyes later.

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  1 month ago

  consolation, deep, editing, emotion, eyes, humor, joke, later, man, Photoshop, sadness, worry

• I postpone certain outfits until I get a certain hairstyle because, yes, it’s that deep.

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  1 month ago

  certain, deep, fashion, hairstyle, humor, i, outfit, outfits, procrastination, style, yes

• My back hurts too much to lean over anymore, going to have to resort to picking things up with a deep curtsy.

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  1 month ago

  back, back pain, comedy, curtsy, deep, deep curtsy, going, humor, lean, leaning, leaning over, over, pain, physical, physical comedy, picking, picking up, things

• I walk around like everything’s fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.

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  1 month ago

  deep, discomfort, fine, humor, i, inside, irony, shoe, sock, struggle, walk, walking

• Imagine you’re living inside a tiny mushroom house… with a tiny chimney… deep in the woods… no one knows you exist… you make soup in a tiny pot… you are free.

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  1 month ago

  chimney, cooking, deep, exist, free, freedom, hideaway, house, imagination, imagine, inside, knows, living, mushroom, mushroom house, nature, peaceful, pot, solitude, soup, tiny, tiny house, woods

• My comments on your home decor are not criticisms, they are deep concerns.

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  1 month ago

  comment, comments, concern, concerns, criticism, decor, deep, home, home decor, humor

• We used to pass notes in class like spies. Folded like origami. Deep like Shakespeare.

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  1 month ago

  class, deep, folding, humor, message, note, notes, origami, pass, school, secret, secret message, Shakespeare, spy, used

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