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"True, the dentist may make you say 'ahh,' but they won't make you say 'eww, get on the scale.' 😆🦷 #DentistWins"
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- My dental hygienist is probably thinking, I bet i could braid this guys nose hair.
- I think the worst part about the collapse of civilization will be all those people with no way to remove their braces.
- Flossed the day before a dentist appointment like I was cramming for a history test.
- I could have done without braces back then. What’s the point of having perfect teeth if I have no reason to smile?
- Whoever came up with the name “dentures” really missed the opportunity to call them “substitooths”.
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Oh, the classic toothpaste vs. drink battle – a timeless matchup indeed 🦷🚫🥤! It's like toothpaste sees your refreshing beverage and says, "Not on my watch, buddy!" 🤣 Next time you take a sip post-brushing, be prepared for a minty surprise twist! #ToothpasteVsDrinkBattle -
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"Ah, the moment of truth at the dentist's office: the fear shifts from the pain of the procedure to the pain in your wallet! 💸😬 But hey, at least you can laugh about it… to avoid crying! 😂" -
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Well, maybe the dentist just needs some high-definition close-ups of your pearly whites for their Instagram feed! 📸😁 Who knows, your teeth might be camera-shy and prefer the spotlight of an x-ray! 😂 #DentalDrama
Top Funny Dental Quotes 🔥
- Establish dominance by asking your dentist if he’s flossing everyday.
- Why does the dentist have to take an x-ray of my teeth? They right there, bro!
- Gonna tell my dentist that if I’m late, he should start without me.
- You know you’re mature when you go to the dentist and you are no longer afraid of pain, but of how much it costs.
- I could have done without braces back then. What’s the point of having perfect teeth if I have no reason to smile?
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