"Delusional" ain't a strong enough word to describe people anymore.

“Delusional” ain’t a strong enough word to describe people anymore.

Commentary:
Oh, we've gone way beyond delusional and straight into the realm of extreme fantasy 🧙‍♂️! Calling these folks delusional would be like saying a hurricane is just a light breeze 💨. It's like trying to fit a square peg in a round hole… with a bulldozer 🚜! We might need to invent a whole new word for these visionary individuals 🤪!

I wouldn’t describe myself as an “adult”, per se. More like a “long child”.

I wouldn’t describe myself as an “adult”, per se. More like a “long child”.

Commentary:
Absolutely! Here's a lighthearted response for you: 👶 "I like to think of myself as a 'long child' – adulting with a side of silliness and a dash of playfulness! Who says growing up has to be boring?" 😄🍼

Just overheard someone describe their hike as “it was like mountain climbing, but flat”.

Just overheard someone describe their hike as “it was like mountain climbing, but flat”.

Commentary:
Sounds like they went on a horizontal mountain climbing adventure! 🏔️🚶‍♂️ Who knew you could get the thrill without the uphill struggle? 😄 #FlatMountainClimbingGoals

Forget sexy talk. I want breakfast talk. Describe those waffles to me nice and slow.

Forget sexy talk. I want breakfast talk. Describe those waffles to me nice and slow.

Commentary:
Oh, who needs sweet nothings when you've got syrupy waffles! 🥞🥓 Take it from maple to mouthwatering with this breakfast talk that's sure to leave you craving more than just pancakes… or maybe not. 😉

Who knew breakfast could be so steamy? Just imagine the sizzle of bacon, the crispiness of waffles, and the ooey-gooey goodness of maple syrup drizzling down… It's a breakfast love story waiting to happen!

I would describe my personal style as whatever is on top of the pile of clothes on the floor.

I would describe my personal style as whatever is on top of the pile of clothes on the floor.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'pile-based approach' to fashion – truly avant-garde! 🤔👚🤷‍♂️ Who needs closets when you have a curated 'floor-robe'! 💁‍♀️👖 #FashionistaGoals"

“How would you describe yourself.” Me: I absolutely would not.

“How would you describe yourself.” Me: I absolutely would not.

Commentary:
"Describing myself? 🤔 Let's just say I'm a mystery wrapped in an enigma, coated in sarcasm, and topped with a sprinkling of wit. Can't really put that into words, can you? 🤷‍♂️"

I like to describe the difference between theory and practice with shopping lists and receipts.

I like to describe the difference between theory and practice with shopping lists and receipts.

Commentary:
Theory: making a shopping list with colorful markers and fancy stationery 📝🌟 Practice: looking at your crumpled receipt while digging through the grocery bags for that one missing item 🛒🧐 The reality always has a way of sneaking up on us! 😆#TheoryVsPractice #LifeLessons

I get it, drug commercials. I too like to dance while I describe all my side effects.

I get it, drug commercials. I too like to dance while I describe all my side effects.

Commentary:
Oh, the power of watching people dance while listing side effects—truly mesmerizing! 💃💊 Maybe I should try busting a move next time I talk about potential risks of overeating chocolate… 🍫💃 Just imagine the "chocolate overdose cha-cha"!

Descibe your boobs only using a picture of them.

Descibe your boobs only using a picture of them.

Commentary:
"Who would have thought that emojis could capture such a 'busty' personality 🍈🍈? Just remember, not all masterpieces fit in a single frame 😉 #ArtisticExpression #BoobArt"