48 Funny difference quotes

• Only difference between me and someone in a psych ward is I’m outside.

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  awareness, difference, health, humor, joke, me, mental, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health joke, only, outside, psych, psychiatric, psychiatric ward, someone, ward

• Grammar is the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit.

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  difference, education, grammar, humor, joke, knowing, language, shit, wordplay, writing

• So I got a call from a telemarketer, and he said he couldn’t understand me. I told him, “Press 1 for English.”

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  1, call, communication, cultural, cultural difference, difference, English, got, humor, i, language, me, phone, phone call, prank, press, said, telemarketer, told, understand

• I am so lucky that I can’t tell the difference between a heartfelt compliment and sarcastic disdain. Life is much easier when you’re dumb.

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  am, compliment, difference, disdain, disinterest, dumb, easier, humor, i, ignorance, irony, life, luck, lucky, much, sarcasm, sarcastic, self-deprecating, simplicity, tell

• Americans be like, “MM:DD:YY” is how you say dates verbally, and then have a national holiday called “4th of July.”

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  4th, 4th of July, American, American culture, Americans, celebration, cultural, cultural difference, culture, date, date format, difference, format, holiday, humor, july, national, national holiday, pronunciation, say

• Millennials are just 30-40-year-olds who look 20-30 years old and feel 80-90 years old.

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  2030, age, age difference, appearance, difference, feel, feeling, humor, just, millennials, old

• Not to sound like a potted plant, but sunlight and fresh air really make a difference.

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  air, difference, fresh, fresh air, health, humor, humor quote, nature, outdoors, plant, plants, self-care, sound, sunlight, well-being

• The difference between us is that people can peck you and I’m impeccable.

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  arrogance, confidence, difference, fun, humor, joke, people, personality, sarcasm, us, witty

• Nothing rattles me like the difference between rows and columns, man. I hate it so much.

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  columns, confusion, data, difference, frustration, geek, geek humor, hate, humor, i, man, math, me, much, nothing, office, office humor, rows, tables

• Parents be like “don’t believe everything you see on the internet” then believe everything they see on Facebook.

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  believe, difference, everything, Facebook, generational, generational difference, humor, internet, irony, media, parent, parents, social, social media, trust

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