Funny disrespect quotes

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: By the time I remember to text back, it be too disrespectful to even do it.

  Commentary:
  "When I finally remember to reply, I'm basically sending a message from the Paleolithic era. 📜😂🦖"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: If I ever say “with all due respect”, please understand that there is none.

  Commentary:
  😂 "With all due respect, that's just code for 'I'm about to roast you nicely!' 🔥🤭"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I feel like waking up early on the weekend is so disrespectful.

  Commentary:
  "Absolutely! Why should we wake up early on the weekend when we've worked all week to earn those precious hours of sleep? 😂⏰ Let sleeping in reign supreme! 😴👑"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “Be the bigger person” sounds too much like “accept the disrespect”.

  Commentary:
  "Being the bigger person shouldn't mean you have to swallow disrespect like a bitter pill 🙅‍♂️ Stand tall and don't let anyone shrink your worth, unless you're getting paid to act in a movie about honeybees 🐝🎥"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Just saw two identical twins out in public together. No disrespect to that lifestyle but please keep it private.

  Commentary:
  "Spotted: a double dose of doppelgangers causing a commotion in public! Looks like the rumor about 'twin-cest' is real… 🙈 Double the trouble, double the fun! Just don't start finishing each other's sentences, or we might need to call in the doppel-police! 🚔 #Twinsanity"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I only use ‘sir’ disrespectfully.

  Commentary:
  Ah, a rebel in polite society, I see! 🎩😏 "I only use ‘sir’ disrespectfully" – well, isn't that quite the gentlemanly insult! Clearly, good manners don't stand a chance around you! 🤣🎩🤝 #SassySir

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