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I love that my dog always comes home from the groomer wearing a bandana. It’s like he was only gone for three hours, but joined a gang in that time.

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The advantage of being an identical twin: you only need one gym contract.

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I need to start hiding my money from myself.

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I wish I was a cat. No bills, no job, just meow, meow.

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Every triangle is a love triangle when you love triangles.

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Sitting in a room with my husband and kids… Suddenly I realize everyone here has been in my vagina. Wow.

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Please hesitate to get in touch with me.

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I don’t need coffee, misanthropy fuels me.

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Go ahead. Order anything you want. Money is no object when we dine at IKEA.

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Today I was in a taxi, and the taxi driver said, “I love my job. I am my own boss, nobody tells me what to do!” Then I said, “Turn left.”

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You miss 100% of the gossip from the phone calls you don’t answer.

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I often message people with the weird idea that they’ll message me back.

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Can we talk about what little red riding hoods actual grandma must have looked like?

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Taking a phone to school in primary was like smuggling drugs.

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If I’d married a wealthier man, I’d be lying on a fancier couch right now refusing to clean bigger rooms.

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My favorite emails are the ones that say your order has shipped.

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I’m bringing back “holy moly” and nobody can stop me.

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Everyone you know is fighting battles you don’t know about, except for my neighbor who just can not shut up about his battles.

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I’m not religious but I know there’s a hell because Monopoly exists.

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If you eat well and exercise, you’ll die fit.

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Funny disrespect quotes

Funny disrespect quotes bring a hilarious twist to those moments when sarcasm and sass collide 😎🔥 Perfect for shaking off negativity with a wink and a smirk 😉😂 Whether you’re aiming to roast a friend or just lighten the mood, these cheeky lines serve up playful shade without crossing the line 🎭✨ Get ready to laugh and maybe throw a little harmless shade yourself! 😜🎉

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9 hours ago
Share →: White guys have a slur for other white guys they don’t respect, it’s called ‘buddy.’

Commentary:
When "buddy" hits you harder than any official title ever could 🤣👌#FriendZoneBurn
2 months ago
Share →: By the time I remember to text back, it be too disrespectful to even do it.

Commentary:
"When I finally remember to reply, I'm basically sending a message from the Paleolithic era. 📜😂🦖"
2 months ago
Share →: If I ever say “with all due respect”, please understand that there is none.

Commentary:
😂 "With all due respect, that's just code for 'I'm about to roast you nicely!' 🔥🤭"
4 months ago
Share →: I feel like waking up early on the weekend is so disrespectful.

Commentary:
"Absolutely! Why should we wake up early on the weekend when we've worked all week to earn those precious hours of sleep? 😂⏰ Let sleeping in reign supreme! 😴👑"
6 months ago
Share →: “Be the bigger person” sounds too much like “accept the disrespect”.

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"Being the bigger person shouldn't mean you have to swallow disrespect like a bitter pill 🙅‍♂️ Stand tall and don't let anyone shrink your worth, unless you're getting paid to act in a movie about honeybees 🐝🎥"
6 months ago
Share →: Just saw two identical twins out in public together. No disrespect to that lifestyle but please keep it private.

Commentary:
"Spotted: a double dose of doppelgangers causing a commotion in public! Looks like the rumor about 'twin-cest' is real… 🙈 Double the trouble, double the fun! Just don't start finishing each other's sentences, or we might need to call in the doppel-police! 🚔 #Twinsanity"
6 months ago
Share →: I only use ‘sir’ disrespectfully.

Commentary:
Ah, a rebel in polite society, I see! 🎩😏 "I only use ‘sir’ disrespectfully" – well, isn't that quite the gentlemanly insult! Clearly, good manners don't stand a chance around you! 🤣🎩🤝 #SassySir

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Been whispering “I like invented her” about my newborn every few hours.

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As a wife and mother my hobbies include rage cleaning, rage cooking, and rage folding.

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My boss doesn’t want dogs in the office. But he didn’t say anything about alpacas.

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I hate that moment when you are tired and sleepy but as soon as you go to bed your body is like “just kidding.”

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When I worked as a restaurant critic, I wrote under a nom nom nom de plume.

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I’d like to shrink you down and add you to my keychain.

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Avoid calls from pesky bill collectors by not paying your phone bill.

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Someday I’ll learn how to emotion like a proper human.

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I was at the cemetery when a little kid walked up to me and said she was afraid. I took her hand and told her that I used to be afraid too… when I was alive.

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Your email finds me deeply unwell. Teetering on the edge really.

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I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times. You know, just to be sure.

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It’s exciting to receive a Valentine’s Day card and not know who it’s from. A Father’s Day card, not so much.

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Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.

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Taking a sip of beer and letting out a big “ahhhh” so the pregnant lady at the pool next to me knows what she’s missing.

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There are drug-sniffing dogs, guide dogs, dogs that save lives. And then there’s my dog, who hits the lead when he poops.

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Establish dominance over your children by whining louder.

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Partying hard on this Friday night, and by partying hard, I mean laying on my bed starfish-style.

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“I have a date with destiny.” Yeah well, I’m in a long-term relationship with the consequences of my actions.

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That thing in video games where you have a great item so you hold onto it but never end up using it? Thats me with fruit.

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I bought a little notebook to keep track of who’s above the law.

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