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97 Funny drink quotes
In the 80s, if you woke up feeling thirsty, you could drink some of your waterbed.
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Mar 20, 2025
I only drink when I people.
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Mar 20, 2025
Be the reason someone spits out their drink today.
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Mar 20, 2025
Oh, you drink black coffee? Tell your ulcer I said good morning.
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Mar 18, 2025
Don’t drink to forget me, you’ll end up seeing me double.
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Mar 18, 2025
My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror.
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Mar 18, 2025
I’ve reached that age where I don’t have to drink to forget because it just happens naturally now.
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Mar 18, 2025
My knight in shining armor comes in liquid form.
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Mar 17, 2025
Some people spend a fortune so they can circle the world. I drink some beer and the world circles around me.
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Mar 17, 2025
My youngest had a mandatory drugs and alcohol lecture today at school, and he still can’t mix a proper drink.
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Mar 16, 2025
Drink coffee, avoid idiots, read books and repeat.
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Mar 14, 2025
Coffee and more coffee is a perfect combo.
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Mar 9, 2025
Good morning only to those who duel at dawn, drink at dusk, and haunt their lovers in between.
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Mar 9, 2025
Told my girl I’m tired of her dramas and she bought me an energy drink.
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Mar 8, 2025
Livin’ la vida vodka!
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Feb 25, 2025
I love how these vegans still drink water. That’s a fish’s house!
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Feb 25, 2025
I always cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food.
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Feb 25, 2025
Need to clean the fridge, so I’m going to do the responsible thing and drink wine instead.
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Feb 22, 2025
Coconut water taste like it’s been in someone else’s mouth.
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Feb 16, 2025
I drink all this water and for what. Just to pee? This planet is a prison.
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Feb 1, 2025
I drink my coffee black because I like to save my calories for alcohol.
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Feb 1, 2025
“Still gangsta” I whisper to myself as I drink my chamomile tea with a heating pad on my back.
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Feb 1, 2025
I accidentally poured vodka on my orange juice this morning. Twice.
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Feb 1, 2025
Straighten your back and drink some water, you dehydrated banana.
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Feb 1, 2025
You tell people you’re not trying to drink and they act like you just turned down 100k.
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Feb 1, 2025
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