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Funny drink quotes celebrate those moments when our beverage choices lead to laughter and good times! 🍹😂 Whether it’s the hilarious struggle of making the perfect coffee, pretending that wine is a food group, or the chaos of spilling your drink at the wrong time, these quotes remind us that sometimes the best conversations happen over a drink. Cheers to the comedy in every sip! 🥤🍷🍸

Ginger ale is the champagne of soda.

Posted on3 days ago3 days ago

If you’re reading this, drink some water. You’re not a cactus.

Posted on3 days ago3 days ago

I need to have a ginger ale about this.

Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

People my age are on baby #2, and I’m on drink #5.

Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

Water is a drink whose flavor is its temperature.

Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

My plans for today? Same as always, drink coffee and be sexy.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Coffee doesn’t even work on me anymore. I just drink it because the taste tricks my brain into thinking I’m a functioning adult.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

3 friends is enough. 1 for the movie theater, 1 for drinks and apps, 1 for texting concerning mental health information.

Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

Sometimes I’ll drink a ginger ale and eat a Biscoff cookie and sit up in kind of an unnatural position and pretend I’m on a Delta flight.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Friendly reminder to drink your water and mind your business this week.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

There’s no reason my stomach should be growling, I just gave it some iced coffee.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

I love convincing myself iced coffee counts as hydration and self-care.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Apple juice tastes like it wants to be alcohol, but it’s too shy.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Maturing is when you’d rather drink your bourbon half-naked on the couch than go out.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

The thing I can’t get over about Love Island is they’re only allowed 2 drinks a night, like they’re all just acting like that.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

No wine. No peace. Know wine. Know peace.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Cocktails can be tricky, because they taste like juice, but then the next thing you know… you can’t walk.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Just drank a big glass of water, and I regret to inform you, they might be right about hydration.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I just want a bar where I can pour my own drink, have music at a normal volume, and there are no people, and it’s my house.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I’m a simple girl, really. I just want to watch the sunset, laugh, drink coffee, and read books. I also want a time machine and a pet dragon.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

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