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97 Funny drink quotes

In the 80s, if you woke up feeling thirsty, you could drink some of your waterbed.

1 month ago

I only drink when I people.

1 month ago

Be the reason someone spits out their drink today.

1 month ago

Oh, you drink black coffee? Tell your ulcer I said good morning.

1 month ago

Don’t drink to forget me, you’ll end up seeing me double.

1 month ago

My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror.

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I’ve reached that age where I don’t have to drink to forget because it just happens naturally now.

1 month ago

My knight in shining armor comes in liquid form.

1 month ago

Some people spend a fortune so they can circle the world. I drink some beer and the world circles around me.

1 month ago

My youngest had a mandatory drugs and alcohol lecture today at school, and he still can’t mix a proper drink.

1 month ago

Drink coffee, avoid idiots, read books and repeat.

1 month ago

Coffee and more coffee is a perfect combo.

1 month ago

Good morning only to those who duel at dawn, drink at dusk, and haunt their lovers in between.

1 month ago

Told my girl I’m tired of her dramas and she bought me an energy drink.

2 months ago

Livin’ la vida vodka!

2 months ago

I love how these vegans still drink water. That’s a fish’s house!

2 months ago

I always cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food.

2 months ago

Need to clean the fridge, so I’m going to do the responsible thing and drink wine instead.

2 months ago

Coconut water taste like it’s been in someone else’s mouth.

2 months ago

I drink all this water and for what. Just to pee? This planet is a prison.

3 months ago

I drink my coffee black because I like to save my calories for alcohol.

3 months ago

“Still gangsta” I whisper to myself as I drink my chamomile tea with a heating pad on my back.

3 months ago

I accidentally poured vodka on my orange juice this morning. Twice.

3 months ago

Straighten your back and drink some water, you dehydrated banana.

3 months ago

You tell people you’re not trying to drink and they act like you just turned down 100k.

3 months ago

Sparkling water tastes like that feeling when your foot falls asleep.

3 months ago

Will someone please make me drink some water and limit my screen time?

3 months ago

My dentist said my teeth were stained and asked if I smoke or drink coffee? I said, “I drink it.”

3 months ago

Know what goes good with beer? Another one.

3 months ago

I’m not tispy. I’m merry.

3 months ago