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"Designated drivers beware: some folks are too talented at being backseat comedians! 😂🚗🍷"
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Funny drink quotes celebrate those moments when our beverage choices lead to laughter and good times! 🍹😂 Whether it’s the hilarious struggle of making the perfect coffee, pretending that wine is a food group, or the chaos of spilling your drink at the wrong time, these quotes remind us that sometimes the best conversations happen over a drink. Cheers to the comedy in every sip! 🥤🍷🍸
Trending Funny Drink Quotes 🔥
- Oh, you drink black coffee? Tell your ulcer I said good morning.
- I don’t mean to say that I drink a lot of coffee, but Colombian farmers have a photo of me in their wallets.
- Just so you know, it’s almost impossible to drink coffee while laying down.
- What a bleak life it must be if you’ve never had a drink shoot through your nose when you laugh.
- Of course the laundry has to be done, but the wine doesn’t drink itself either.
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"English is like a buffet where you can drink a drink, but sorry, no fooding allowed! 🍹🚫🍕🤔" -
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"Fueling up for a non-stop flight to the nearest restroom! 🚀💨😅" -
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"When the bartender starts looking like Simon Cowell, you know it's time to hit the stage! 🎤🍻😂" -
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"When you're so prepared, even your texts have a flight plan! ✈️📲😂" -
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"Are we there yet? Because I see Margaritaville on the horizon! 🍹🚗😂" -
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When the Midwest calls, you better answer with a cold one in hand! 🍹🌞🍻 #PatioGoals -
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Looks like coffee is the ultimate life hack! ☕️🤔 Without it, you're basically asking, "How do I function without my trusty liquid motivation?" 😂🌀 Seems like some problems just can't be caffeinated away! 🚫☕️ #WakeUpCall -
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"I installed a bike rack on my car so my neighbors think I do a lot of active activities, but little do they know it's just for show… 🚲😂 #FakeItTillYouMakeIt"
Top Funny Drink Quotes 🔥
- Girl, are you an Uber driver? Because you are driving me to drink.
- Coffee and more coffee is a perfect combo.
- Toothpaste sure knows how to ruin whatever you’re drinking.
- Me, at the intervention: “Ah look, all the reasons I drink gathered in one place.”
- Someone asked me how much I normally spend on a bottle of wine. Answering “usually an hour” wasn’t the right answer. I know this now.
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