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43 Funny drive quotes

Funny drive quotes ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ’จ are the perfect way to add a dash of humor to your road trip playlist ๐ŸŽต or daily commute! Whether you’re navigating through traffic jams ๐Ÿšฆ or cruising down the open highway ๐ŸŒ…, these witty one-liners and puns can turn the wheel of boredom into laughter ๐Ÿคฃ. So, buckle up and get ready for a ride filled with giggles and smiles as you discover the lighter side of hitting the road! ๐Ÿ˜„

Are they honking at me because Iโ€™m cute or because I canโ€™t drive.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

I drive regularly so that my brain doesn’t forget swear words.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Yes, my sex drive is higher than my will to live, and what about it?

Posted onJan 27, 2025

โ€œBaby on boardโ€ Okay, well, can you tell him to drive faster?

Posted onJan 27, 20252 months ago

Why is the Formula 1 so afraid of rain? Just drive with more caution. That’s what I always do when it rains.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

The best thing about work is the coffee machine and the drive home.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

I’d be less aggressive in the morning if I could drive to work in a tank.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Handing the bus driver a $50 bill and telling him โ€œJust driveโ€.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

You hit a couple of curbs, take out a trash can and all of a sudden itโ€™s โ€œyou canโ€™t driveโ€.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

When I’m president, everyone who listens to techno, house or rap will be allowed to drive a little faster than others.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Drive as I say, not as I drive.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Drive like no one is watching.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

I once made the irresponsible decision to drink and drive and now I have to live the rest of my days with a coffee stain on my favorite sweater.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

I drive home so quick after work like Iโ€™m late for the house.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

If I donโ€™t duck my head when I drive into the parking garage, whatโ€™s gonna keep my car from hitting the ceiling?

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Unlike smoking, vaping doesnโ€™t reduce your sex drive. It just reduces the sex drive of the people who see you vaping.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

I kinda want a boyfriend but then where will I put my purse when I drive?

Posted onJan 24, 2025

People drive you insane and then say “see, I told you that you’re insane.”

Posted onJan 23, 2025

There is a house I drive by most days and I can never tell if they are having a yard sale or that is just how they live.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

Donโ€™t let me drive if you’re gonna scream every time we almost die.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

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