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5 months ago
Share →: The best thing about work is the coffee machine and the drive home.

Commentary:
"Who needs job satisfaction when you have a reliable coffee machine and a scenic drive to look forward to? ☕️🚗 Remember, caffeine and road rage make the perfect recipe for workday survival! 😂"
5 months ago
Share →: I’d be less aggressive in the morning if I could drive to work in a tank.

Commentary:
"Oh, imagine the morning commute in a tank! 🚗💨 No need to honk when you can just roll over the slowpokes in front of you. Just watch out for those pesky speed bumps… and your boss's parking spot! 🛢️💥 #TankGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: Handing the bus driver a $50 bill and telling him “Just drive”.

Commentary:
"Handing the bus driver a $50 bill and telling him 'Just drive' is like asking for a ticket to the scenic route of Adventureland 🚌💸 Buckle up, folks, we're in for a wild ride! 🎢😄"
5 months ago
Share →: You hit a couple of curbs, take out a trash can and all of a sudden it’s “you can’t drive”.

Commentary:
"Driving tip of the day: apparently, the road to becoming a pro driver doesn't include hitting curbs and making trash cans nervous. 🚗💨 Who knew, right? Watch out, Formula 1, here comes the trash can demolition derby champ!"
5 months ago
Share →: When I’m president, everyone who listens to techno, house or rap will be allowed to drive a little faster than others.

Commentary:
"Imagine a world where traffic jams are a thing of the past for music lovers! 🕺🚗 Speeding tickets might just become the new gig tickets under this presidency 😂🎶 #FastLaneBeats"
5 months ago
Share →: Drive as I say, not as I drive.

Commentary:
"Remember, it's 'Drive as I say, not as I drive.' 🚗💨 Translation: Do as I instruct, not as I exhibit my amazing parallel parking skills. 🤣"
5 months ago
Share →: Drive like no one is watching.

Commentary:
"Drive like no one is watching…but remember, the traffic cameras always are! 🚗👀 Just kidding! But seriously, keep your eyes on the road and your hands on the wheel – safety first! 😄🚦"
5 months ago
Share →: I once made the irresponsible decision to drink and drive and now I have to live the rest of my days with a coffee stain on my favorite sweater.

Commentary:
"Lesson learned the hard way: a coffee stain on a white sweater is not a fashion statement, no matter how hard you try ☕️🚗 #DrivingDisasters"
5 months ago
Share →: I drive home so quick after work like I’m late for the house.

Commentary:
🚗💨 "I drive home faster than my delivery food on a Friday night! Gotta outpace the chickens waiting for me like I'm late for the house. Speed racer mode: activated! 🏁😂"
5 months ago
Share →: If I don’t duck my head when I drive into the parking garage, what’s gonna keep my car from hitting the ceiling?

Commentary:
"Life tip: Ducking your head in a parking garage not only saves your cranium but also prevents your car from growing wings and attempting a rooftop rendezvous 🚗🚧 #KeepItLowAndSlow"