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People drive you insane and then say “see, I told you that you’re insane.”

3 months ago

There is a house I drive by most days and I can never tell if they are having a yard sale or that is just how they live.

3 months ago

Don’t let me drive if you’re gonna scream every time we almost die.

3 months ago

Life’s too short to remove the USB drive safely.

3 months ago

People can’t drive you crazy if you don’t give them the keys.

3 months ago

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

3 months ago