68 Funny emotional quotes

• Gollum is like, “Actually, this is my emotional support precious.”

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  2 months ago

  actually, character, emotional, emotional support, Gollum, humor, lord, Lord of the Rings, meme, precious, rings, support

• Feelings are like children. You don’t want them driving the car, but you shouldn’t stuff them in the trunk either.

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  2 months ago

  analogy, car, children, driving, emotional, emotional regulation, emotions, feelings, health, humor, mental, mental health, regulation, self-control, stuff, trunk, want

• Yeah, no worries, man. You just showed everyone that you have a lot of resentments bubbling underneath, but otherwise, it was a cool evening.

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  2 months ago

  cool, cool evening, emotional, emotional tension, evening, everyone, humor, interaction, irony, just, lot, man, otherwise, resentment, sarcasm, social, social interaction, tension

• “You handled it so well.” Nah, I didn’t. I lost my spark, felt crazy, distanced myself from everyone, and hated myself.

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  2 months ago

  crazy, emotional, emotional struggle, everyone, health, honesty, humor, i, lost, mental, mental health, myself, self-awareness, self-deprecation, struggle, well

• Absent father sucks, but have you met the final boss, the father who is actually in your life every day but emotionally unavailable, lol.

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• I told my suitcase we wouldn’t be going on vacation this year; now it’s dead inside and I’m left with emotional baggage.

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  2 months ago

  baggage, dead, disappointment, emotional, emotional baggage, going, humor, humor quote, i, inside, left, sadness, suitcase, told, travel, vacation, wordplay, year

• Betrayal is when you’re holding a baby, and they put their arms out for someone else.

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  2 months ago

  arms, baby, betrayal, disappointment, else, emotional, holding, humor, humor quote, loyalty, put, relationship, someone, trust

• If you see me sad, just hug me and put some money in my pocket.

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  2 months ago

  cash, comfort, emotional, emotional needs, hug, humor, just, me, money, needs, pocket, put, sad, sadness, support

• Sorry, I had feelings. I’ll replace them with jokes right away.

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  2 months ago

  away, comedy, emotional, emotional suppression, feelings, health, humor, i, jokes, mental, mental health, replace, right, sarcasm, self-deprecation, sorry, suppression, wit

• Bored as hell. Anyone want to emotionally manipulate each other?

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  2 months ago

  anyone, bored, boredom, emotional, emotional manipulation, emotionally, hell, humor, interaction, manipulate, manipulation, sarcasm, social, social interaction, want

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