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I can’t wait to retire so I can get up at 6 a.m. and go drive around really slow and make everybody late for work.

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My wife almost fell down the stairs today and that got us into a heated argument whether my gasp was out of concern or excitement.

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It’s Sunday. I’ve slept in and ignored church. Somewhere the devil is sitting and clicking on “Like”.

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The only problem I have with chocolate is that one minute it’s there and the next it’s not.

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Be nice to me, I may be hot one day.

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Getting tired without doing anything is an art form.

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I’m dying for some sweets and the only thing sweet in the house is me.

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I learned that when dogs lean against you it’s their version of hugging and now every time my dog leans against me my eyes start leaking.

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Appliances always know when you’re getting a tax refund.

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Note: Press the button on the elevator as often as possible to activate the secret express function and speed up the thing.

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Serious replies to silly posts are now illegal. Go talk to your wife.

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We should all go into advertising and fix what’s going on with commercials. They need our help.

Live now on LinkedIn:

Ping me if your boobs glow in the dark.

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Jurassic Park came out decades ago, and now I feel like a fossil.

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“Follow your heart,” as advice, is sort of like “abandon yourself to cognitive bias.”

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You have one week to ask me to be your Valentine. Requests must be in the form of poetic verse written in your blood.

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I bet oiling and wrapping potatoes in aluminum foil feels so good for the potato.

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I really hope my house is haunted and not in need of structural repairs.

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I knew the date was going well when we shared a glass of gravy with two straws.

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Opening up to people is a scam. Don’t do it.

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Funny escape room quotes unlock the laughter behind every locked door and puzzling clue 🗝️😂 Whether you’re stuck solving riddles or racing the clock, these witty lines capture the hilarious chaos and clever moments that make escape rooms unforgettable 🎉🧩 Get ready to crack up as much as you crack codes!

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1 week ago
Share →: Every grocery store becomes an escape room if you see someone you know.

Commentary:
Trying my best to win the hide-and-seek championship while pushing a shopping cart! 🏃‍♂️🛒😂
5 months ago
Share →: Do people who love escape rooms not know about IKEA?

Commentary:
"Maybe those who love escape rooms just prefer their puzzles without the added challenge of assembling furniture 🤔🔍 #EscapeRoomVsIKEA"
6 months ago
Share →: An escape room, but it’s just your high school reunion.

Commentary:
"Welcome to the ultimate escape room: reliving your high school reunion! 🎓💃 Can you navigate the drama, dodge the awkward conversations, and find your way out without getting sucked into the black hole of reminiscing about questionable fashion choices and cringeworthy moments? Good luck, dear player! 🤣 #EscapeRoomGoneWrong"
6 months ago
Share →: Booked an escape room but just to get away from everyone. No plans of escaping.

Commentary:
"Trying to escape reality like a boss 😎🚪🔒 Who needs freedom when you've got cozy solitude inside an escape room? 🤷‍♂️ #ProfessionalEscapist"
6 months ago
Share →: Any room can be an escape room when you have diarrhea.

Commentary:
"Who needs locked doors and puzzles when nature calls with urgency? 💩💥 Just remember, no hints needed for this escape mission! 😂 #DiarrheaDiaries"
6 months ago
Share →: Do not take me to an escape room. I was a c-section. Someone is gonna have to come get me.

Commentary:
"Sorry, but this escape room is strictly for those with exit strategies… and well, let's just say I never got the memo on natural exits! 🚪😅 #CSectionSurvivor"
6 months ago
Share →: An escape room, but it’s a bean bag chair in a hammock on a water bed in a bouncy house and you’re over 40. Good luck!

Commentary:
"Trying to navigate your way out of this adulting labyrinth is like playing a real-life Jumanji…except with more creaks and groans. 🕹️💥 May your balance be as stable as your existential crisis! 💃🌊 #LifeAfter40"

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I used to look for monsters under the bed. Today I know they are behind some people’s fake smiles.

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They say water is the source of life, which is true because you can’t make coffee without water.

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No, I don’t like nature. I can’t respect anything that would so flippantly turn dinosaurs into birds.

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Politics top tip: Gain people’s trust by telling them that everyone is lying to them.

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My favorite game is guessing if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor posture, or a brain tumor.

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No one has ever believed in me more than this waitress, who brought me buffalo wings and a single wet nap.

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I love hard, but I stupid harder.

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Aliens traveled millions of light years to get here to visit New Jersey.

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“I made this with AI.” Yeah, we can tell.

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I appreciate the people that interact with me and I really appreciate the ones that don’t.

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Mail is crazy because it’s like 99 pieces of straight up garbage and 1 that if you don’t reply to you’re going to jail.

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I just looked over at my new shoes and the box says “vegan”. I’ve never had to feed my other shoes before.

Breaking via Reddit:

Twitter is fun because you can post a pic of pizza and people will get mad at you.

Just landed via Threads:

Everyone is celebrating my vegan Bolognese sauce. The secret ingredient is minced meat.

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I like online shopping and putting everything I want in a cart, then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab.

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When I worked as a restaurant critic, I wrote under a nom nom nom de plume.

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The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons, and 85% morons.

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“You’re so quiet!” Thanks! I actually tried to speak twice but you kept talking over me.

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Celebrating President’s Day by not doing anything I promised I would.

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Why is being alive so expensive? I’m not even having a good time.

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