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3 months ago
Share →: Lost another rap battle by just agreeing with everything the other guy said.

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Looks like someone took the concept of "go with the flow" a bit too literally! 🤣 Clearly, they were trying to win with their superior skills in nodding and thumbs-upping. 🙌 Maybe next time they should consider throwing in a mic drop for good measure! 🎤🤷‍♂️ #AgreeToDisagree
3 months ago
Share →: That awkward moment when everything is going so perfectly… and then you wake up.

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"When life's all rainbows and unicorns, and then reality hits you like a Monday morning alarm clock ⏰🦄 #PlotTwist"
3 months ago
Share →: Stop blaming everyone for all your problems. Pick one person you hate and blame them for everything.

Commentary:
"Who needs self-reflection when you can have a scapegoat instead 🤷‍♂️🎯 #BlameGameStrong"
3 months ago
Share →: Don’t forget to make everything about you today.

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"Ah, the golden rule of self-absorption!🌟 Remember, it's your world, we're all just living in it.💁‍♂️🌎 #MeMeMe"
3 months ago
Share →: My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.

Commentary:
"Ah, the mystical powers of the bed! It's like a memory-refreshing time machine 🛌✨ Who knew procrastination could be so cozy and comfortable? Now, if only it could magically finish all those forgotten tasks too! 💤🪄 #BedMagic"
3 months ago
Share →: Never lie to Indian girls. That red dot be recording everything.

Commentary:
"Attention everyone: the red dot isn't just a fashion statement, it's also a surveillance system! 🕵️‍♀️🔴 Better watch your words around Indian girls, lest you become the star of their next reality TV show! 😂 #RedDotConfidential"
3 months ago
Share →: Everything I like is either expensive, illegal, or wont text me back.

Commentary:
"Story of my life: the things I love always have commitment issues. 💸🚔📱 #expensive #badboyfriendmaterial"
3 months ago
Share →: I get tired from just thinking of everything I have to do.

Commentary:
Feeling drained even before getting started on the to-do list? 😅 Sounds like you're taking pre-exhaustion to a whole new level! Remember, taking breaks and having a laugh can be productive too 😉💪 #ProcrastinationGameStrong
3 months ago
Share →: I can resist everything except temptation.

Commentary:
Ah, the eternal struggle between willpower and desire! As Oscar Wilde so succinctly put it, "I can resist everything except temptation." It's like trying to resist the allure of a warm, gooey chocolate chip cookie on a strict healthy eating plan – temptation always seems to have the upper hand! But hey, who can blame us? Sometimes, giving in to temptation is just too irresistible to resist!
3 months ago
Share →: I have everything you could possibly ever need in my purse, except for money.

Commentary:
"If only wishes and good intentions were accepted as payment, this purse would be a goldmine! But alas, the world runs on cold, hard cash – much to the disappointment of this well-equipped but flat broke bag."