26 Funny excited quotes

• 

  11 hours ago

  Share →: So excited to go to bed and have the worst sleep of my life, and wake up exhausted and aching.

  Commentary:
  Ah, nothing like a good night's sleep to remind you that you're not 20 anymore! 😴💤🌟🍂

• 

  1 week ago

  Share →: Every time I stand up, my dog gets excited as hell. He understands that I’m a real man who can make shit happen at any given moment.

  Commentary:
  😂🐾 "When I stand, my dog thinks I'm a superhero on the move! Only problem is, the biggest 'mission' I embark on is finding the TV remote. 🦸‍♂️📺"

• 

  2 weeks ago

  Share →: You’re old if you’re excited to learn how to play Mahjong.

  Commentary:
  "Just discovered Mahjong and my hip cracked in excitement! 🎉🀄️🎊 #OldIsTheNewYoung"

• 

  1 month ago

  Share →: Being an adult is getting excited about buying new appliances.

  Commentary:
  "When your heart skips a beat because your toaster has a bagel button! 🥯✨ #AdultLifeGoals"

• 

  2 months ago

  Share →: Being excited to get in bed really is a different level of adulting.

  Commentary:
  Can't argue with that! Bed is basically the VIP lounge of adulting! 😴🛏️💪

• 

  4 months ago

  Share →: I’m kind of excited about the apocalypse. I would love to eat a basement full of food.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone's meal prep game is on point for the end of the world! Who needs a grocery store when you've got a basement buffet waiting? Bring on the apocalypse – this person's ready to feast like never before!"

  Fun Fact or Trivia:
  Did you know that some preppers stockpile food in their basements in preparation for apocalyptic scenarios? These individuals are often referred to as "doomsday preppers" and go to great lengths to ensure they have enough food and supplies to survive a disaster.

• 

  5 months ago

  Share →: Super excited about a brand new week of hanging on by a thread.

  Commentary:
  "Ready to tackle Monday like a boss, even if it means holding on to that thread for dear life! 🤣💪 Bring it on, week, we'll keep hanging in there like the resilient champs we are! 🙌 #MondayMotivation"

• 

  5 months ago

  Share →: Super excited about a brand new day of ignoring my problems.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the art of procrastination disguised as enthusiasm! 🌞 Ignoring problems like a pro! 🙈 Who needs solutions when we have a brand new day to ignore them, right? 😂 #ProcrastinationGoals"

• 

  5 months ago

  Share →: I was so excited thinking tomorrow was Friday only to find out it is definitely not Friday.

  Commentary:
  "Trying to squeeze a whole week's worth of expectations into one day? Sounds like a case of premature FriYAYulation! 🤪 Don't worry, weekend vibes are just around the corner… Hang in there! ⏳🙃 #FridayFeeling"

• 

  5 months ago

  Share →: Super excited about a brand new year full of questionable life choices.

  Commentary:
  "Excited to dive headfirst into a fresh year of questionable decisions like a boss! 🎉🤪 Who needs a coherent life plan when you have spontaneity as your sidekick? Let's make 2022 a year to remember (or forget)! 🤣🎆"

For even more funny excited quotes, check out the next page, if available 👇

All funny excited quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌