25 Funny exist quotes

• Damn, I just realized that the future idealized version of myself can’t exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things.

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  7 hours ago

  being, catalyst, change, current, doing, exist, future, future self, growth, hard, hard thing, i, improvement, just, me, motivation, myself, personal, personal growth, realization, self, self-improvement, thing, things, version

• Why do humans need jobs? Why can’t I just exist and make art and chill with my cat?

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  2 weeks ago

  art, cat, chill, exist, existence, human, humans, i, job, jobs, just, need, relaxation, why

• What happened to the huge corporate Christmas parties you see in all the ’90s movies? Seems like that doesn’t exist at all anymore.

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  2 weeks ago

  90s, 90s movie, Christmas, Christmas party, corporate, corporate party, culture, exist, holiday, holiday party, huge, movie, nostalgia, office, office culture, party, seems

• Zara makes clothing for occasions that don’t exist.

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  4 weeks ago

  clothing, exist, fashion, humor, occasion, shopping, style, Zara

• An entire generation is currently studying for jobs that will not exist.

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  2 months ago

  career, education, exist, future, future job, generation, job, jobs, study, studying, technology, unemployment, workforce

• It feels like it costs $100 a day just to exist anymore.

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  2 months ago

  cost, costs, daily, daily expense, day, exist, existence, expense, feels, financial, financial struggle, humor, inflation, just, money, struggle

• I miss the old days back in the 70s, when I didn’t exist.

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  2 months ago

  70s, back, days, exist, existence, humor, i, miss, nostalgia, old, past, time

• Sorry, I’m late. I was trying to convince a bathroom hand dryer that I exist.

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  2 months ago

  apology, bathroom, convince, dryer, excuse, exist, existence, funny excuse, hand, hand dryer, humor, i, late, lateness, sorry, trying

• Sports bars exist. There should be bars for monitoring the situation.

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  2 months ago

  activity, bar, bar culture, bars, culture, exist, humor, monitoring, should, situation, social, social activity, sports, sports bar

• The older I get, the more I understand why Grumpy Old Men exist.

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  2 months ago

  age-related, aging, comedy, exist, grumpy, humor, i, men, old, old men, older, understand, understanding, why

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