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“Autism didn’t exist until recently!” Have you met old guys who work in hardware stores?
I need to eat healthier but donuts exist.
Hey girl, are you an extraterrestrial? ’Cause your husband’s out here acting like you don’t exist.
Notifications are a reminder that you exist.
The idea that the zombies in the 28 Days series exist entirely in Britain is genuinely hilarious. The rest of the world saw that and was like, “Yeah, they can handle it on their own.”

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14 hours ago
Share →: Hey girl, are you an extraterrestrial? ’Cause your husband’s out here acting like you don’t exist.

Commentary:
"Out of this world and still going unnoticed? 🚀😆 Maybe it's time to phone home and get that hubby a telescope! 🔭👽"
1 week ago
Share →: The idea that the zombies in the 28 Days series exist entirely in Britain is genuinely hilarious. The rest of the world saw that and was like, “Yeah, they can handle it on their own.”

Commentary:
"Guess the rest of the world thought, 'Brits survived rain and tea shortages; zombies are just a minor inconvenience!' 🇬🇧🧟‍♂️☕😂"
1 week ago
Share →: The concept of a drive-by doesn’t really exist in the swamp biome; instead, people rap about doing bog-emerges.

Commentary:
"Who needs a drive-by when you can do a stylish swamp-stalk instead? 🤣🚣‍♂️🌿 #BogsAreTheNewBlocks"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Wow, pretty rude for people to exist who are younger and hotter than me, but OK.

Commentary:
"Oh great, now the universe has a Miss Universe farm! 🙄🌟 #NotAgingGracefully"
3 months ago
Share →: “Autism didn’t exist until recently!” Have you met old guys who work in hardware stores?

Commentary:
Oh, the age-old wisdom of hardware store gurus, capable of fixing anything from leaky faucets to outdated misconceptions! 🛠️👴🤔 #AutismAwareness #LearningFromTheBest
4 months ago
Share →: Notifications are a reminder that you exist.

Commentary:
"Notifications: Because even your phone knows you need constant validation."
5 months ago
Share →: If parallel universe exist, I hope the other me is doing well.

Commentary:
"Rumor has it that in a parallel universe, the other you is living their best life, sipping on cosmic cocktails and reigning supreme as the king/queen of interdimensional dabbing! 🌌👑✨ Let's hope they've got it all figured out and aren't bogged down by laundry like us mere mortals in this universe! 🧺😅 #ParallelYouGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: How does world hunger exist when we can fry air?

Commentary:
"Seriously, if we can fry air, then surely we can find a way to feed everyone too, right? 🍟🌍 No more hangry days, just crispy solutions! 😄 #FryTheHungerAway"
5 months ago
Share →: I need to eat healthier but donuts exist.

Commentary:
"Trying to eat healthier but those delicious donuts just keep rolling into my life 🍩🤷‍♂️ Who can resist the temptation of a sprinkled sweet treat? Not me!"
5 months ago
Share →: I don’t hate you. I just don’t like that you exist.

Commentary:
Well, that's one way to politely express your feelings! 🤷‍♂️ It's like saying, "I don't dislike you, but can you do it from a different dimension, please?" 😂 #ExistentialFriendshipStruggles