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Someone from 🇮🇶 has copied:

I just shaved my legs and man, the next 7 minutes and 34 seconds before it starts growing back is gonna feel amazing.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has downloaded:

Reoccurring dreams be like: ‘I dunno, here’s a rerun’

Someone from 🇲🇳 has bookmarked:

Imagine hating me and I’m just over here doing an epic air-drum solo to ‘In The Air Tonight’.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has shared:

Blocking me is like blocking the sun, the moon and the stars.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has downloaded:

The older I get, the less surprised I’d be if a random body part just fell off one day.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has bookmarked:

Slowly descending into madness. Anyone want anything?

Someone from 🇷🇼 has downloaded:

Peeling a sweaty sports bra off counts as aerobic exercise, right?

Someone from 🇬🇳 has downloaded:

I was sad, but then I ordered some new clothes. I’m okay now.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has downloaded:

My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has downloaded:

If people continue to behave so badly, I will donate my organs to an animal shelter.

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Spotted on Twitch:

Introducing two cats is tedium. Not interested in your dumb politics just lick each other and be normal already.

Going viral on WeChat:

And then I thought to myself, “What’s the point of cleaning if my family is going to keep living here?”

Spotted on YouTube:

Dear unsuccessful applicant, we ultimately decided to split the role between existing staff without paying any of them extra.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Sucking melted cheese off the burger wrapper as God intended.

Just landed via Slack:

I wish other jobs let us solve issues by releasing diss tracks. Got some sick rhymes about Debbie from accounting and her poorly structured invoicing.

Spotted on WeChat:

There should be a good 10 hours in between waking up and having to interact with people.

Going viral on X:

“Help us improve Instagram!” Nice try, fix your own damn website.

Seen just now on Slack:

My Native American name would be Smokes Cigarettes.

Going viral on Threads:

My life is constantly oscillating between “must save money” and “you only live once”.

Spotted on Instagram:

Before Google, if you didn’t know something you had to go ask someone and most of the time they couldn’t help you, and now that’s also how Google works.

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15 Funny exist quotes

Funny exist quotes bring a hilarious twist to life’s biggest questions 🤔😂 They turn deep thoughts into laugh-out-loud moments, making us smile while pondering existence 🌟💭 Ready to explore the lighter side of being? Dive into these witty gems that prove even the universe has a sense of humor 🌌🤣 #ExistentialLaughs #FunnyQuotes

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1 day ago
Share →: It feels like it costs $100 a day just to exist anymore.

Commentary:
Glad I'm not getting charged rent for living in my own head… yet! 😂💸💭
3 days ago
Share →: I miss the old days back in the 70s, when I didn’t exist.

Commentary:
Ah, the good old days, when my only responsibility was not existing! 😅🕺✨
4 days ago
Share →: Sorry, I’m late. I was trying to convince a bathroom hand dryer that I exist.

Commentary:
I totally get it! Those hand dryers are more skeptical of my existence than my cat when I try to feed her something new. 🙆‍♂️🌀🐱
2 weeks ago
Share →: Sports bars exist. There should be bars for monitoring the situation.

Commentary:
Monitoring bars would have the whole neighborhood on "sip and stakeout" duty! 🍻🕵️‍♂️
2 weeks ago
Share →: The older I get, the more I understand why Grumpy Old Men exist.

Commentary:
"Every wrinkle is just a tally for the 'I've had enough' club! 😂🙄 #GrumpyGoals #AgingWithAttitude"
3 weeks ago
Share →: Hey girl, are you an extraterrestrial? ’Cause your husband’s out here acting like you don’t exist.

Commentary:
"Out of this world and still going unnoticed? 🚀😆 Maybe it's time to phone home and get that hubby a telescope! 🔭👽"
4 weeks ago
Share →: The idea that the zombies in the 28 Days series exist entirely in Britain is genuinely hilarious. The rest of the world saw that and was like, “Yeah, they can handle it on their own.”

Commentary:
"Guess the rest of the world thought, 'Brits survived rain and tea shortages; zombies are just a minor inconvenience!' 🇬🇧🧟‍♂️☕😂"
1 month ago
Share →: The concept of a drive-by doesn’t really exist in the swamp biome; instead, people rap about doing bog-emerges.

Commentary:
"Who needs a drive-by when you can do a stylish swamp-stalk instead? 🤣🚣‍♂️🌿 #BogsAreTheNewBlocks"
1 month ago
Share →: Wow, pretty rude for people to exist who are younger and hotter than me, but OK.

Commentary:
"Oh great, now the universe has a Miss Universe farm! 🙄🌟 #NotAgingGracefully"
4 months ago
Share →: “Autism didn’t exist until recently!” Have you met old guys who work in hardware stores?

Commentary:
Oh, the age-old wisdom of hardware store gurus, capable of fixing anything from leaky faucets to outdated misconceptions! 🛠️👴🤔 #AutismAwareness #LearningFromTheBest

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇴 has shared:

I should’ve gotten my affairs in order before I decided to bite into this hot pepper.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has copied:

No, I am not refreshed from my long weekend. I was reminded that I am not meant to work, but I am trapped in The Machine.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has viewed:

Currently into monogamous friendships. If you have other friends, please don’t talk to me, it hurts my heart.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has shared:

Light is faster than sound. That’s why people seem so bright until you hear them talk.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has shared:

I’m already spoiled… please don’t come into my life trying to unspoil me.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has shared:

Man, these end times are taking forever.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has viewed:

Adulthood is wild. One day I’m transferring money to my savings account, and three days later, I’m transferring it out to save myself.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has downloaded:

I don’t need a midlife crisis. My whole life is a crisis.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has downloaded:

Come on, karma, do your job.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has viewed:

Perhaps an evening in the meditation cage will soothe you.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Reddit:

Australia is like someone’s still playing Jumanji.

Just landed via WeChat:

I finally have glasses, which is great because I needed one more thing to frantically search for every morning.

Just shared via Facebook:

I went to clean bathroom and I’m 99% sure my kids shoot their toothpaste out of a cannon.

Reported on Pinterest:

Do you ever wish you could just walk away mid-conversation when you’re bored?

Seen just now on Discord:

I hope the world needs to be saved from the apocalypse with video game skills so my teen’s entire life won’t have been a complete waste.

Just landed via Discord:

I modeled my morning routine on the humble rooster. Wake up, scream, wander around.

Just landed via Messenger:

There’s a rhyming Italian expression for saying “take it or leave it” that goes “o mangi questa minestra o salti dalla finestra”. It means “either eat this soup or throw yourself out the window”.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Sorry for levitating at the end of your bed all night, I just think you’re really cute.

Freshly posted on Slack:

‘You’re going to die alone!’ Okay, when did dying become a group project?

Trending via Pinterest:

It’s crazy windy today. Trash is blowing everywhere, so watch out for your ex.

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