39 Funny expensive quotes

• If you’re curious what the priciest item in a store is just bring a kid along because they’ll definitely find then break it.

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  2 months ago

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• Liquor on the top shelf is so expensive because the bartender has to stand on their tippy toes to reach it.

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  2 months ago

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• Why are plane tickets so expensive? You’re going that way anyway, just give me a ride.

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  4 months ago

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• My parents didn’t raise me to order something expensive when someone else is paying.

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  4 months ago

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• I see posts like, “If food is too expensive, just grow your own.” Okay, Einstein, why didn’t I think of that?

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  5 months ago

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• You will see blonder children than you would ever think possible at expensive ice cream parlours.

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  5 months ago

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• I love how we didn’t raise the minimum wage because it would make food more expensive, but then just made the food more expensive anyway.

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  5 months ago

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• The problem with expensive things is that you tend to want them.

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  5 months ago

  desire, expensive, expensive thing, materialism, problem, temptation, thing, things, want

• Vacations are expensive, but how else could you put a price tag on your kids being ungrateful in a different city.

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  5 months ago

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