16 Funny falling quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Whenever you feel like the world is falling apart, take a deep breath and remember you’re right.

  Commentary:
  "Feeling like the world is crumbling around you? Well, don't worry because guess what? You're right! 🌎💥 So take a deep breath, embrace the chaos, and maybe grab some popcorn because it's gonna be one heck of a show! 🍿😄 #EmbracetheCraziness"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Hundreds, nay, thousands of movies about falling in love but only one movie about a beach that makes you old.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the eternal battle between romance and premature aging! 🎥💔🍹 Just remember: love fades, but wrinkles are forever! 💏🏝️👵 #LifeLessonsFromTheBeach

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  5 months ago

  Share →: At my age, I’m worried about tripping and falling, so I wear a helmet. I’m also worried about looking ridiculous, so I carry a skateboard.

  Commentary:
  "Life's all about balance, right? 🤷‍♂️ Protecting your noggin while keeping it stylish with the skateboard accessory – who says we can't have it all! 🛹😄 Just remember, if you do end up taking a tumble, at least you'll be prepared to ride it out in style! 🤪🤾‍♂️"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I accidentally bought a pair of nose-cancelling headphones and now my glasses keep falling off.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like those nose-cancelling headphones are doing a top-notch job… maybe a little too well! 🤷‍♂️ Trust me, you're not the only one balancing fashion and functionality like a champ! 👓🎧 #Nosecancellingstruggles"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Dating apps never work for me because I need at least two years of friendship charged with weird sexual tension to even consider falling in love.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like this person is on the slow-burn romance program! 🐢😂 Who needs dating apps when you've got a two-year long odyssey of awkward glances and accidental touches to look forward to? 🙈💘 #TakingItSlowAndSteady"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Through repetition and sheer will I’ve mastered gracefully falling on my head.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the art of falling with finesse! 💁‍♂️💢 Practice makes perfect, even when it involves falling on your head repeatedly. Who said learning new skills can't be hair-raising? 🙃 #HeadOverHeelsButNotLiterally"

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