56 Funny fat quotes

• Christmas adverts: “Eat all the food! Drink all the drink! Spoil yourself! It’s Christmas!” New year adverts: “Look at what you’ve done to yourself, you fat sack of shit!”

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  2 weeks ago

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• Finally my winter fat has gone. I now have spring rolls.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Can hardly wait until my winter fat turns into spring rolls.

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  3 weeks ago

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• The good old days, when you didn’t have to charge your watch and it didn’t constantly remind you how fat you were.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Wouldn’t it be nice if you could donate your own body fat to those who need it more urgently?

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  3 weeks ago

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• Too bad mosquitos are not into human fat the way they are into human blood.

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  3 weeks ago

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• I’m not fat. I just eat in advance.

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  3 weeks ago

  advance, diet, eat, fat, food, humor, i, just, self-deprecation

• The world would be a better place if mosquitoes sucked fat instead of blood.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Dear brain, please finally learn the difference between hunger and boredom. I’m getting fat.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Too young to retire, too poor to quit and too fat to strip – so let’s move on.

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  3 weeks ago

  age, fat, humor, life, money, move, move on, poor, quit, retire, too, young

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