148 Funny feeling quotes

• Not feeling fergalicious today, actually feeling pretty fergusting right now.

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  2 weeks ago

  actually, feeling, fergalicious, pretty, right, today

• Whenever you feel like the world is falling apart, take a deep breath and remember you’re right.

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  2 weeks ago

  advice, apart, breath, deep, deep breath, falling, feel, feeling, humor, life, life advice, perspective, remember, right, take, whenever, world

• I wasn’t feeling well so I googled my symptoms. I either have allergies or I died two days ago.

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  2 weeks ago

  ago, allergy, days, death, diagnosis, died, feeling, googled, health, humor, i, internet, joke, symptom, symptoms, well

• They should make a drug that recreates the feeling of having your number called earlier than expected.

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  2 weeks ago

  anticipation, call, drug, earlier, feeling, having, humor, number, should, unexpected

• I didn’t really feel old until my doctor hit me with the “at your age…”

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  3 weeks ago

  age, doctor, feel, feeling, feeling old, hit, humor, i, life, me, old, wisdom

• There should be a tented fingers emoji. For when you’re feeling ruminative.

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  3 weeks ago

  emoji, feeling, finger, fingers, humor, rumination, should, tent, thinking

• Grammar is important. It’s the difference between feeling your nuts and feeling you’re nuts.

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  3 weeks ago

  difference, feeling, grammar, humor, important, language, nuts, punctuation, wordplay

• At least men and women can agree on one thing: it feels amazing to take a bra off.

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  3 weeks ago

  agree, agreement, amazing, bra, clothing, comfort, feeling, humor, least, men, relief, take, thing, women

• Worst feeling in the world is when you are loyal to all your girlfriends but your favorite one is cheating on you.

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  3 weeks ago

  cheating, favorite, feeling, girlfriend, heartache, humor, love, loyal, loyalty, relationship, trust, world, worst

• Feeling lonely? Just glue a coffee cup to the roof of your car. Everyone will wave to you.

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  3 weeks ago

  activity, car, coffee, coffee cup, cup, everyone, feeling, fun, fun activity, funny idea, humor, idea, interaction, just, lonely, roof, social, social interaction, wave

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