Funny quotes fired

Funny fired quotes

All our dogs think we quit our jobs to spend more time with them. All our cats think we got fired for being lazy.

1 month ago

Got fired from my job at the zoo because I kept trying to wax the turtles.

3 months ago

I got fired from my job at the massage parlor. No specific reason, apparently I just rub people the wrong way.

3 months ago

Got fired on my first day working at the drugstore for calling my new coworkers ‘my pharmily’.

3 months ago

You didn’t get fired, your job “fumbled you”.

3 months ago

I got fired for telling customers if they wanted “smoking or non-smoking”. Apparently, the correct term in the funeral home business is “cremation or burial”.

3 months ago