42 Funny food humor quotes

• Today I ate vegetable lasagna… I don’t want to talk about it.

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  diet, dinner, eating, food, food humor, humor, i, joke, lasagna, sarcasm, talk, today, vegetable, vegetable lasagna, want

• Summer body? Folks, I’m cosplaying as a potato that’s seen some things.

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  body, body image, casual, cosplay, folks, food, food humor, humor, image, joke, potato, seen, self-deprecating, summer, summer body, things

• Carefully choosing which wine to pair with a McRib.

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  carefully, casual, casual dining, choice, dining, fast, fast food, food, food humor, food joke, humor, joke, McRib, pairing, quirky, quirky choice, wine, wine pairing

• Cheeseburgers should be free for anyone that’s in a bad mood.

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  anyone, bad, bad mood, cheeseburger, comfort, comfort food, food, food humor, free, humor, humor quote, lift, mood, mood lift, should, snack

• People who like sweet potato fries can’t be taken seriously and deserve shame and ridicule.

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  deserve, food, food humor, food preference, fry, humor, humor at food, opinion, people, potato, preference, ridicule, sarcasm, seriously, shame, sweet, sweet potato fry, taken

• For the amount of meat you get out of clam, I feel like we could just leave them alone.

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  alone, amount, clam, feel, food, food humor, funny observation, humor, i, just, leave, leave alone, meat, observation, seafood

• If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge.

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  2 months ago

  craving, food, food humor, fridge, fridge light, humor, joke, kitchen, kitchen joke, late, late night, light, midnight, midnight craving, midnight snack, night, snack, snack time, time

• What is Washington’s plan to make everything bagels less messy to eat?

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  bagel, eat, everything, everything bagel, food, food humor, humor, messy, plan, snack, Washington

• It’s called a Caesar Salad because you stab it a bunch of times when you eat it.

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  Caesar, caesar salad, cooking, eat, food, food humor, funny food, humor, joke, salad, stab, times

• Oligarchy sounds like something you dip your breadstick in at the olive garden.

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  2 months ago

  breadstick, comparison, dip, food, food humor, funny comparison, garden, humor, joke, oligarchy, olive, olive garden, restaurant, restaurant joke, something, sounds

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