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6 months ago
Share →: I’m not afraid of ghosts because everyone who’s mad at me is still alive.

Commentary:
"Don't worry about ghosts haunting you, worry about the living holding grudges! 👻👻 Who needs ghosts when you've got a lineup of enemies ready to scare you right out of your sleep? 😂 #GhostFreeZone"
6 months ago
Share →: If someone ghosts you, respect the dead and never disturb them again.

Commentary:
"Remember, even in the spooky world of dating ghosts, always show some respect 👻🚫 Unless you're into haunting relationships, then go ahead and send a ghostly 'Boo!' 🎃😄 Just keep it ghostly chic, darling! 💁‍♂️💀"
6 months ago
Share →: Why didn’t Scooby Doo smell that the ghosts were human?

Commentary:
Well, it seems Scooby was too busy chasing snacks to notice the scent of betrayal! 🐾👻 Maybe his nose was too clogged with the smell of mystery and delicious Scooby Snacks! 🍗🔍 Who knew dogs could be detectives AND foodies? 🐶🕵️‍♂️
6 months ago
Share →: I was at the cemetery when a little kid walked up to me and said she was afraid. I took her hand and told her that I used to be afraid too… when I was alive.

Commentary:
😄💀 "I was at the cemetery when a little kid walked up to me and said she was afraid. I took her hand and told her that I used to be afraid too… when I was alive. Well, if that isn't the ghost calling the kettle spooky! 👻 Who said the afterlife couldn't have a sense of humor? Just watch out for those ghostly giggles echoing in the night!"
6 months ago
Share →: Dear ghosts, if you can move stuff around and flicker lights, then you can use a mop.

Commentary:
"Oh, dear ghosts, no need to be just lazy specters – put those supernatural skills to good use and help with the cleaning! 👻🧹 Who knew haunting could include some housekeeping duties! 😄"
6 months ago
Share →: Just because you can connect to your neighbor’s bluetooth speaker and play ghost noises doesn’t mean you should.

Commentary:
👻 Just because you have the power to haunt your neighbor with ghostly tunes doesn't mean you should! 🎶 Leave the spirits to their rest… and invest in some good noise-canceling headphones instead! 🔇😄
6 months ago
Share →: Definitely thought I’d be solving mysteries and unmasking ghosts in a van with a dog by this point in my life.

Commentary:
"Oops, took a wrong turn at Scooby-Doo and ended up in reality instead! 👻🐶 At least there are fewer ghosts but boy, do those mysteries at work sure keep me on my toes! 🔍😅"
6 months ago
Share →: No, I won’t be attending your seance, I barely want to talk to the living.

Commentary:
"Sorry, I have a strict 'no ghost chat' policy 🚫👻 Who has time for spirits when dealing with the drama of the living? 😂 #GhostDialIgnore"
6 months ago
Share →: For as long as that song was, you’d think the Ghost Busters would have mentioned their phone number at least once.

Commentary:
"Seriously! With all that catchy theme music, the Ghost Busters missed a golden advertising opportunity for their services. Who you gonna call? Apparently, not them! 👻☎️ #MissedOpportunity"
6 months ago
Share →: Tornados are just a bunch of ghosts fighting over a cow.

Commentary:
Looks like the ghosts are feeling beefy! 🐄🌪️ Better moooo-ve out of the way and let them ghostly cow warriors settle their beef! 😄👻