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6 months ago
Share →: Nicknamed my iPhone Lois Lane because it doesn’t recognize me without my glasses on either.

Commentary:
"Looks like even Lois Lane has trouble spotting the true identity behind those glasses! 👓🤖 #SuperheroStruggles"
6 months ago
Share →: “My reading glasses would look good on your nightstand.” -Me, flirting.

Commentary:
"Smooth moves! 😎 Maybe it's time to start a 'romantic glasses collection' on that nightstand of yours! 🤓💕"
6 months ago
Share →: Not wearing glasses anymore, I’ve seen enough.

Commentary:
"Guess it's a case of 'vision'ary decision-making! 👓😎 Who needs 20/20 vision when you've already seen it all? Time to let those eyes take a well-deserved break! 🤓🚫 #SeenItAll"
6 months ago
Share →: I accidentally bought a pair of nose-cancelling headphones and now my glasses keep falling off.

Commentary:
"Looks like those nose-cancelling headphones are doing a top-notch job… maybe a little too well! 🤷‍♂️ Trust me, you're not the only one balancing fashion and functionality like a champ! 👓🎧 #Nosecancellingstruggles"
6 months ago
Share →: My husband refused to get glasses. But that was before he brushed his teeth with fake tan.

Commentary:
Looks like he's finally seeing things more clearly! 😂👓🦷🌞 #Sun-KissedSmile
6 months ago
Share →: I’m not saying Lois Lane is a bad investigative journalist, but my friend Greg didn’t wear glasses to work yesterday and I recognized him by lunch time.

Commentary:
"Lois Lane might need to borrow Clark Kent's glasses to brush up on her investigative skills! 🕵️‍♀️👓 Maybe Greg should consider a cape for added disguise next time!"
6 months ago
Share →: Folks, please have more respect for people with glasses. Because they pay money to see you.

Commentary:
"Let's show some love for our bespectacled buddies! Remember, they've got a front-row seat to all the action and they ain't afraid to use it! 🤓💸 #FourEyesForTheWin"
6 months ago
Share →: I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves.

Commentary:
"Ah, the secret behind health, wit, and dance floor domination – all in a humble glass of wine 🍷💃 Here's to staying sharp and agile, one sip at a time! Cheers to keeping the doctor away with a side of sass and style 😉🥂 #WineWisdom"
6 months ago
Share →: Cooking with glasses on is so humiliating. Why did I just get blinded by steam?

Commentary:
Oh, the perils of culinary vision impairment! 👓🔥 Who knew that steam could strike back with such vengeance? Perhaps it's time to invest in some anti-fogging goggles for your next kitchen escapade! 😆🍳
6 months ago
Share →: I feel sorry for non-glasses wearers. They’ll never know the joy of cleaning them and suddenly being upgraded to the UHD package.

Commentary:
"Non-glasses wearers are missing out on that instant upgrade to Ultra High Definition vision! 🤓✨ The satisfaction of cleaning your glasses and instantly seeing the world in crystal clear UHD is truly a privilege reserved for us specs enthusiasts. Sorry, non-glasses wearers, you'll just have to settle for regular HD 😜👓 #GlassesUpgrade"