86 Funny God quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.

  Commentary:
  "Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods 🐱👑. And let's be real, they've been milking it ever since! 😼 Bow down to your feline overlords, hoomans! 🙇‍♂️😹"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?

  Commentary:
  🤔 "If God didn't want us to eat animals, then why did He make them out of meat? It's like He's tempting us with a delicious dilemma! 🥩🐄 Maybe He just has a great sense of irony… or a funny bone hidden somewhere in His divine anatomy! 😄 Just some food for thought, and apparently, a reason to eat meat too!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Thank god I played a lot of Tetris as a kid or I never would have been able to get everything into the freezer.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a personal organizer when you've got Tetris skills to pack a freezer like a pro! 🕹️❄️ Don't worry, your frozen peas won't be sliding around once you've nailed that perfect Tetris fit! 😉 #MasterFreezerPacker"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I was in Paris with a boyfriend once and he lit a candle in Notre Dame in order to ask God to raise the price of Bitcoin.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the modern day romantic gestures! 🕯️💰 Lighting a candle in Notre Dame to ask for divine intervention in the world of cryptocurrency. Can't decide if it's hilarious or just plain innovative! 🤣 #BitcoinPrayers

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Friends are God’s way of apologizing to us for our families.

  Commentary:
  "Friends: the family we choose after genetic 'oopsies' 😜👫💕 #FriendshipBringsRedemption"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people he gave it to.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the divine comedy of wealth distribution! 💸🤔 It seems God has a mischievous sense of humor when it comes to choosing who holds the purse strings. Perhaps money is the ultimate test of character! 😉💰

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