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4 weeks ago

Commentary:
God works in mysterious ways, they say… Or maybe He just really hates dirty dishes 🤔🍽️✨ Just remember, even small victories count as battles won! 😉 #DivineDishwashing

battles, chores, dishwasher, empty, giving, God, humor, just, me, prayer, stop, struggle
4 weeks ago

Commentary:
"God creating the duck: 'Why have a boring chicken when you can have a waterproof feathered musician?' 🦆🎷 #QuirkyCreation #GodsSenseOfHumor"

animals, chicken, creation, duck, give, God, humor, kazoo, waterproof
4 weeks ago

Commentary:
"Looks like God got tired of multitasking and thought, why not test two birds with one stone? 🕊️🪶 Bet He didn't expect us to team up and make a party out of it! 🎉 Let's show Him what teamwork really looks like! 💪😄"

activity, both, friend, fun, God, hang, hang out, humor, i, same, test, testing, time, us
4 weeks ago

Commentary:
Looks like quicksand finally got a grip on itself and thought, "Maybe drowning people isn't the way to go." 😅🌪️ Thank goodness for those authorities – saving lives and boots one step at a time! 🙌🏻👢 #RIPQuicksandVictims

1970s, authority, control, deaths, God, humor, irony, nightmare, quicksand, thank, under
4 weeks ago

Commentary:
"Looks like God is the new 'it' player in this cosmic game of hide and seek! 🙈 Have fun hiding, but remember, God knows all the best hiding spots! 😉🙏"

found, God, hide, humor, irony, spirituality, turn
4 weeks ago

Commentary:
"Oh, Gord forgive me! I hope He didn't take it personally… or maybe She did? 😅 When in doubt, just send up a prayer to the almighty Gord above! 🙏🏼✨"

accidentally, embarrassing, God, Gord, humor, i, lord, mix-up, mixed, prayed, religion
4 weeks ago

Commentary:
Oh boy, sounds like someone's hit the send button with a vengeance! 💌💥 Let's hope they have better luck reaching you through the inbox than with their fists! 😂🙏 #EmailsOverKnockouts

before, better, email, finds, God, humor, i, pray, whatever
4 weeks ago

Commentary:
Well, isn't it laundry day all day, every day? 😅 Looks like God took a pass on dealing with the mountain of dirty socks and never-ending tumble of mismatched socks! Maybe that's why laundry feels like a never-ending saga! 🧺🙏 Keep calm and fold on!

creation, day, God, household, household tasks, humor, laundry, point, resting, tasks
4 weeks ago

Commentary:
"I can totally relate to God too – we both have our struggles when it comes to perfecting our creations! 😂💫 #CreatorProblems"

finish, full, God, humor, i, kind, me, procrastination, relate, self-deprecation, something, still, sucks, week
4 weeks ago

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'bird' request: asking for freedom, soaring high, and of course, a bit of mischief with the pooping privileges 💩🦅 Just remember, with great flying power comes great responsibility… and potentially messy consequences! Watch out below! 😄"

away, bird, fly, freedom, God, humor, i, me, people, poop, wish