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  • Funny God quotes - Me: God, please stop giving me your toughest battles. God: You just have to empty the dishwasher.

    Commentary:
    God works in mysterious ways, they say… Or maybe He just really hates dirty dishes 🤔🍽️✨ Just remember, even small victories count as battles won! 😉 #DivineDishwashing

  • Funny God quotes - God creating the duck: waterproof that chicken and give it a kazoo.

    Commentary:
    "God creating the duck: 'Why have a boring chicken when you can have a waterproof feathered musician?' 🦆🎷 #QuirkyCreation #GodsSenseOfHumor"

  • Funny God quotes - I heard God is testing both of us at the same time. Wanna hang out?

    Commentary:
    "Looks like God got tired of multitasking and thought, why not test two birds with one stone? 🕊️🪶 Bet He didn't expect us to team up and make a party out of it! 🎉 Let's show Him what teamwork really looks like! 💪😄"

  • Funny God quotes - Not many quicksand-related deaths since the 1970s. Thank God the authorities got that nightmare under control.

    Commentary:
    Looks like quicksand finally got a grip on itself and thought, "Maybe drowning people isn't the way to go." 😅🌪️ Thank goodness for those authorities – saving lives and boots one step at a time! 🙌🏻👢 #RIPQuicksandVictims

  • Funny God quotes - I’ve found God. It’s my turn to hide now.

    Commentary:
    "Looks like God is the new 'it' player in this cosmic game of hide and seek! 🙈 Have fun hiding, but remember, God knows all the best hiding spots! 😉🙏"

  • Funny God quotes - I prayed and accidentally mixed up God and Lord and said Gord. So embarrassing.

    Commentary:
    "Oh, Gord forgive me! I hope He didn't take it personally… or maybe She did? 😅 When in doubt, just send up a prayer to the almighty Gord above! 🙏🏼✨"

  • Funny God quotes - You better pray to whatever god you serve that this email finds you before I do.

    Commentary:
    Oh boy, sounds like someone's hit the send button with a vengeance! 💌💥 Let's hope they have better luck reaching you through the inbox than with their fists! 😂🙏 #EmailsOverKnockouts

  • Funny God quotes - “And on the 7th day he rested”. Obviously God had not yet created laundry at that point.

    Commentary:
    Well, isn't it laundry day all day, every day? 😅 Looks like God took a pass on dealing with the mountain of dirty socks and never-ending tumble of mismatched socks! Maybe that's why laundry feels like a never-ending saga! 🧺🙏 Keep calm and fold on!

  • Funny God quotes - I can relate to God because it also takes me a full week to finish something that still kind of sucks.

    Commentary:
    "I can totally relate to God too – we both have our struggles when it comes to perfecting our creations! 😂💫 #CreatorProblems"

  • Funny God quotes - Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly. Fly far, far away and also so I can poop on people.

    Commentary:
    "Ah, the classic 'bird' request: asking for freedom, soaring high, and of course, a bit of mischief with the pooping privileges 💩🦅 Just remember, with great flying power comes great responsibility… and potentially messy consequences! Watch out below! 😄"

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