23 Funny government quotes

• The real threat to Democracy is the Bureaucracy.

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  2 weeks ago

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• I have nothing nice to wear for the government shutdown.

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  2 weeks ago

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• There is certainly no life on other planets. Otherwise our government would have sent money there long ago.

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  2 weeks ago

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• Jury duty is a wild concept. Whenever the government wants, they can just be like “Call off work, bestie, we need you to solve a murder. Here’s fifteen dollars.”

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  3 weeks ago

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• “Don’t shoot your gun at the hurricane” the government says. I’ll do my own research, thanks.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Kinda messed up that the government knows my birthday but never sends me a gift or anything.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Coke Zero sounds like a government pledge to eliminate fizzy drinks by 2030.

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  3 weeks ago

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• The pigeons are plotting to overthrow the government. It will start with a coo.

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  3 weeks ago

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• The government always waits until the last minute to prevent a shutdown, much like my approach to paying taxes.

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  3 weeks ago

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• The government even made aliens boring.

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  3 weeks ago

  aliens, boring, even, government, humor, satire

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