17 Funny government quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: “Don’t shoot your gun at the hurricane” the government says. I’ll do my own research, thanks.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew hurricanes had beef with bullets? 🤷‍♂️ Better stick to researching weather patterns instead of playing Weatherman Rambo! 🌪️💥 #ScienceVsStorms"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Kinda messed up that the government knows my birthday but never sends me a gift or anything.

  Commentary:
  "Seriously, I've been fully expecting a giant birthday cake emoji delivery from the government every year 🎂🎁🎉 Maybe I should start dropping hints during tax season! 💸😂 #WhereMyGiftAt"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Coke Zero sounds like a government pledge to eliminate fizzy drinks by 2030.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like Coke Zero is playing the long game with its ambitious plan to rid the world of fizzy drinks by 2030 🥤🚫 Better stock up on your favorite sodas now before they disappear into the fizz-tory books! 😄"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The pigeons are plotting to overthrow the government. It will start with a coo.

  Commentary:
  Watch out for those sneaky pigeons 🐦! They may seem harmless, but their coo could be the start of a revolution 🕊️💥. Remember, even the tiniest birds can have big plans! 🤣 #PigeonTakeover

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The government always waits until the last minute to prevent a shutdown, much like my approach to paying taxes.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the government's procrastination game is strong, isn't it? 🏛️⏳ Just like the tax deadline sneaking up on us every year! 😂💸 Better late than never, right? At least we're all consistent in our procrastination tendencies!

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The government even made aliens boring.

  Commentary:
  Looks like the government's idea of fun is definitely out of this world… 🛸👽 Talk about taking the thrill out of UFO sightings! Seems like even ET needed a permit to visit Earth now 🚫👾 #BoringAliens

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  6 months ago

  Share →: It’s weird how the UFO’s always seem to crash in places that only the government and military have access to.

  Commentary:
  "Coincidence? I think not! 🛸👽 Good thing the government has Area 51 on speed dial for those extraterrestrial fender benders! 🤣✨ #GovernmentParkingOnly"

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