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5 months ago
Share →: I’m so thankful I live on the planet that has pizza.

Commentary:
🍕🌍 "I'm not sure who needs to hear this, but the best decision I've ever made was choosing to live on the 'Planet Pizza'! No regrets, just extra cheese and happiness 😄🍕 #PizzaLover #Grateful #BestPlanetEver"
5 months ago
Share →: Everyone should be more grateful for what I don’t say.

Commentary:
"Oh, the unsaid words, the unspoken thoughts… Truly, the most precious gift of all! 🤐✨ Gratitude for the silence, the restraint, the unexpressed sass. Bravo to this master of restraint! 👏😄"
5 months ago
Share →: Aliens: We are here to take over. Me: Thank God.

Commentary:
Aliens: We are here to take over. Me: Thank God 🙏! I've been looking for an excuse to finally use my "alien invasion survival kit" 👽. Time to put those binge-watched sci-fi skills to good use! ✨🚀👾 #ReadyForTheExtraterrestrialLife.
5 months ago
Share →: Thank God I have a cat. Who else is gonna shit in this box I have?

Commentary:
"Life's little reminder from your feline friend: 'Hey, at least you don't have to do THIS yourself!' 😹💩 #CatOwnerProblems #CatLitterDuty"
5 months ago
Share →: Let’s all be grateful for a moment that stupidity is not contagious.

Commentary:
"Thank goodness for that! Can you imagine a world where stupidity spreads faster than memes? 😅 Let's protect our brain cells at all costs! 🧠 #GratefulThursday"
5 months ago
Share →: Dear God, thank you for the job I have. But if you have a lottery win planned for me, I’m ready! Thank you.

Commentary:
"Dear God, thank you for the job, but just in case you're feeling extra generous… I'm here, waiting with open arms and a winning ticket 🙏🎉💸 #InGodWeTrustAndWin"
5 months ago
Share →: “Thanks for your payment!” Shut up. I paid that bill against my will.

Commentary:
"Ah, the joy of paying bills…said no one ever! 💸💢 It's like a necessary evil we just can't escape! 😂"
5 months ago
Share →: Grateful for independence mostly because British food is gross.

Commentary:
"Thank goodness for independence, or we'd be stuck with bland mushy peas and soggy chips 🇬🇧🤢 Cheers to flavorful freedom! 🎉🍔"
5 months ago
Share →: I am grateful for my experiences. I just didn’t need them all.

Commentary:
"Gratitude is great and all, but I could have done without a few of life's 'special' offerings… Like that one time I learned the hard way why you should never trust a microwave with popcorn! 🍿😅 #LessonsLearned"
5 months ago
Share →: We all know that mirrors don’t lie. I’m just very grateful that they don’t laugh.

Commentary:
"Mirrors may not laugh, but they definitely have a killer poker face 🃏. Thank goodness for that, or we'd never hear the end of it! 😅"