25 Funny gratitude quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side. My legs for always supporting me. And my fingers because I can always count on them.

  Commentary:
  "Bravo to the unsung heroes of our body – the arms, legs, and fingers! Without them, we'd be all thumbs…literally."

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  5 months ago

  Share →: To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.

  Commentary:
  "Zero must have been feeling left out before this guy came along! 🤣 Thank goodness he finally got the recognition he deserved! 🙌 #ThanksForNothing"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m so thankful I live on the planet that has pizza.

  Commentary:
  🍕🌍 "I'm not sure who needs to hear this, but the best decision I've ever made was choosing to live on the 'Planet Pizza'! No regrets, just extra cheese and happiness 😄🍕 #PizzaLover #Grateful #BestPlanetEver"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Everyone should be more grateful for what I don’t say.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the unsaid words, the unspoken thoughts… Truly, the most precious gift of all! 🤐✨ Gratitude for the silence, the restraint, the unexpressed sass. Bravo to this master of restraint! 👏😄"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Aliens: We are here to take over. Me: Thank God.

  Commentary:
  Aliens: We are here to take over. Me: Thank God 🙏! I've been looking for an excuse to finally use my "alien invasion survival kit" 👽. Time to put those binge-watched sci-fi skills to good use! ✨🚀👾 #ReadyForTheExtraterrestrialLife.

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Thank God I have a cat. Who else is gonna shit in this box I have?

  Commentary:
  "Life's little reminder from your feline friend: 'Hey, at least you don't have to do THIS yourself!' 😹💩 #CatOwnerProblems #CatLitterDuty"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Let’s all be grateful for a moment that stupidity is not contagious.

  Commentary:
  "Thank goodness for that! Can you imagine a world where stupidity spreads faster than memes? 😅 Let's protect our brain cells at all costs! 🧠 #GratefulThursday"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Dear God, thank you for the job I have. But if you have a lottery win planned for me, I’m ready! Thank you.

  Commentary:
  "Dear God, thank you for the job, but just in case you're feeling extra generous… I'm here, waiting with open arms and a winning ticket 🙏🎉💸 #InGodWeTrustAndWin"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: “Thanks for your payment!” Shut up. I paid that bill against my will.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the joy of paying bills…said no one ever! 💸💢 It's like a necessary evil we just can't escape! 😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Grateful for independence mostly because British food is gross.

  Commentary:
  "Thank goodness for independence, or we'd be stuck with bland mushy peas and soggy chips 🇬🇧🤢 Cheers to flavorful freedom! 🎉🍔"

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