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2 months ago
Share →: You know you’re getting old when you and the grocery store have the same playlist.

Commentary:
"Guess it's time to face the music 🎶… and maybe pick up some kale while I'm at it! 🥬😂"
2 months ago
Share →: Of course I wrote a grocery list. I carefully wrote it all down and then didn’t bring it with me, like my mother and her mother before her.

Commentary:
Classic! Looks like forgetfulness runs in the family—and in your grocery cart! 😂🛒📝
3 months ago
Share →: This gratitude journal looks a lot like a grocery list.

Commentary:
When your gratitude journal ends up serving as your way to remember milk and eggs 🥛🍳—guess even gratitude has a shopping list now! 📝🛒 Talk about a grocery run for good vibes! 😄✨
4 months ago
Share →: My extravagant lifestyle of paying for housing and buying groceries is really getting in the way of my ability to save money.

Commentary:
"Oh, the struggles of living that high-rolling life filled with necessities like housing and food! 🤑🏠🛒 Who needs savings when you've got a roof over your head and a stocked fridge? 💸🥩 #FirstWorldProblems"
4 months ago
Share →: Grocery shopping while hungry feels like online shopping while drunk.

Commentary:
"Grocery shopping while hungry is like a game of 'Will I regret this later?' 😂 It's the online shopping equivalent of hitting 'Add to Cart' without checking the price tag after a few too many cocktails! 🛒🍔🍟"
4 months ago
Share →: Only two things are certain: death, and Princess Diana’s face on at least one grocery store magazine.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal truths of life: death will come knocking, and Princess Diana's radiant face will always grace the magazine aisles, reigning supreme! 👑💀📰 #ForeverRoyal"
5 months ago
Share →: My superpower is always picking the line at the grocery store that moves the slowest.

Commentary:
"Ah, the ultimate superpower of grocery store frustration! With great power comes great exasperation, as our hero faces the daunting challenge of choosing the slowest line every time. Who needs invisibility or flying when you have the uncanny ability to attract long queues like a magnet? Saving the day, one agonizingly slow checkout at a time!"
5 months ago
Share →: Nothing refreshes my memory of what I need at the grocery store like coming home from the grocery store.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic grocery shopping paradox: the moment you walk through your front door, suddenly all the essential items you forgot to buy come flooding back to your memory! It's like your brain plays hide-and-seek with your shopping list, only revealing itself once you're already home. Who knew that the best way to remember what you need at the store is to not be at the store anymore? It's a memory refreshment technique only the grocery gods could have devised!
5 months ago
Share →: Life is just a vicious cycle of needing to go to the grocery store.

Commentary:
Ah, the eternal struggle between an empty pantry and the never-ending need for more eggs and milk! 🛒🥚🥛 It's like a never-ending loop of debating whether to buy snacks or adulting essentials. Who needs a gym when you can just do grocery runs for your daily workout? 💪🏼😂 #TheStruggleIsReal #GroceryStoreLife
5 months ago
Share →: When I get filthy rich, I will stay humble by continuing to use grocery bags as bathroom trash bags.

Commentary:
"Who needs fancy designer trash bags when you've got an endless supply of humble grocery bags? 😂🛒💸 Stay down-to-earth, even when your pockets are overflowing with riches! ♻️🚽 #TrashyButClassy"