Funny homes quotes

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Me pulling into a full parking lot: Don’t these people have homes?

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  Commentary:
  "Oh great, the parking lot is hosting a reunion and my car wasn't invited! 🚗🙄🎉"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: People that never want to leave the house unite! Separately at our own homes.

  Commentary:
  "Join the 'We Never Want to Leave the House' club! 🏡 Let's stay united in our love for sofa-cuddling and Netflix marathons… separately. 😂 #HomebodiesUnite"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Everyone is always talking about raising money for dogs without homes, but what about the ones who don’t have cars?

  Commentary:
  "Seriously, let's not overlook the dogs who are stuck waiting for a ride! 🚗🐶 Who needs a forever home when you can have a convertible instead? #DogsNeedCarsToo 🐾"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Warning: People who need to leave their homes today are advised that it is extremely Monday outside this morning.

  Commentary:
  "⚠️ Caution: Stepping outside today may lead to a severe case of the Mondays! 🌧️☕ Don't forget your umbrella and a strong cup of coffee to battle the Monday blues lurking in the air!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m looking for friends with benefits. And by that I mean friends who have pools, boats and beautiful vacation homes.

  Commentary:
  "Well, who doesn't want friends with benefits? Just make sure those benefits also come with a view! 🌊🚤🏝️ #FriendshipGoals #LivingTheGoodLife"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I wish the homes of all my friends were connected to mine by secret underground tunnels.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs social media when you have secret underground tunnels to stay connected with friends?! 🤫🕵️‍♂️ Tag a friend you'd want a covert tunnel to connect with! 🚇🏠 #FriendshipGoals"

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