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My reality check bounced, guess I’ll have to stay insane for the time being.

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The person opposite me has a donut. I do not have a donut. That should be my donut. This person is now my arch nemesis.

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Keeping my mouth shut is usually not enough to avoid an argument with my husband. I also have to deactivate the subtitle function on my face.

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Couldn’t afford a man cave. Had to settle for a gazebro.

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Maybe the clouds, trees, and flowers love looking at you too.

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Don’t rub your happiness in people’s faces this Valentine’s Day. Let the couples enjoy themselves for once.

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It’s so cold outside I saw a gangster pull his pants up and walk stiffly.

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There are real people living amongst us who pay for Discord Nitro.

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Female breasts are nature’s anti-stress balls. The irony is that they are connected to the biggest stress-inducing device.

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You can pronounce it “Nude Jersey” and no one will know.

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Not really into dating right now, but very into flirting, and that’s where things get complicated.

Trending via WhatsApp:

I’m a social media influencer in that I’ve influenced people to ignore me on social media.

Going viral on WeChat:

My Mom asks why everything is on the floor, like she never heard of gravity.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

I wish I could get a bouquet of mozzarella sticks.

Trending via YouTube:

If you see me sad, just hug me and put some money in my pocket.

Just shared via Reddit:

I’m so old, I used to cry as a child because I fell off my skateboard or bike, not because I didn’t have wifi.

Breaking via Twitch:

The breathing exercises from the birth preparation course are only needed once the child has reached puberty.

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I’m already spoiled… please don’t come into my life trying to unspoil me.

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Can’t wait for when we’re all in our 80’s and still tweeting.

Just landed via Messenger:

Have you ever met someone and thought that you couldn’t wait to spend the rest of your life without them?

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Funny homes quotes bring laughter and charm to the heart of every house 🏠😂 Whether you’re dealing with messy kitchens, quirky roommates, or just the everyday chaos of family life, these witty lines capture it all perfectly! From cozy chaos to lovable quirks, get ready to smile and relate as you celebrate the joy and humor found in every corner of home sweet home 🛋️🎉✨

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1 week ago
Share →: American homes are so strange because, why is your front door in the living room?

Commentary:
"Because who needs a foyer when you can trip over shoes and pets as soon as you enter? 🚪🐶👟 #WelcomeChaos"
2 months ago
Share →: Me pulling into a full parking lot: Don’t these people have homes?

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Commentary:
"Oh great, the parking lot is hosting a reunion and my car wasn't invited! 🚗🙄🎉"
5 months ago
Share →: People that never want to leave the house unite! Separately at our own homes.

Commentary:
"Join the 'We Never Want to Leave the House' club! 🏡 Let's stay united in our love for sofa-cuddling and Netflix marathons… separately. 😂 #HomebodiesUnite"
6 months ago
Share →: Everyone is always talking about raising money for dogs without homes, but what about the ones who don’t have cars?

Commentary:
"Seriously, let's not overlook the dogs who are stuck waiting for a ride! 🚗🐶 Who needs a forever home when you can have a convertible instead? #DogsNeedCarsToo 🐾"
6 months ago
Share →: Warning: People who need to leave their homes today are advised that it is extremely Monday outside this morning.

Commentary:
"⚠️ Caution: Stepping outside today may lead to a severe case of the Mondays! 🌧️☕ Don't forget your umbrella and a strong cup of coffee to battle the Monday blues lurking in the air!"
6 months ago
Share →: I’m looking for friends with benefits. And by that I mean friends who have pools, boats and beautiful vacation homes.

Commentary:
"Well, who doesn't want friends with benefits? Just make sure those benefits also come with a view! 🌊🚤🏝️ #FriendshipGoals #LivingTheGoodLife"
6 months ago
Share →: I wish the homes of all my friends were connected to mine by secret underground tunnels.

Commentary:
"Who needs social media when you have secret underground tunnels to stay connected with friends?! 🤫🕵️‍♂️ Tag a friend you'd want a covert tunnel to connect with! 🚇🏠 #FriendshipGoals"

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Someone from 🇨🇫 has shared:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but if you talk on speakerphone in public, everyone around you hates you.

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Don’t even bother contacting me on the Ouija Board after I die. I barely answer my texts now.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has copied:

Imagine if we had to worry about dinosaurs too, on top of everything else.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has copied:

You’re the ‘S’ to my ‘HTTP’; without you, I’m just a bad connection!

Someone from 🇧🇩 has viewed:

I keep my eyes in great shape by rolling them constantly.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has copied:

All my life choices led me to this post right here, and if that’s not an indictment of free will, I don’t know what is.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has downloaded:

Stop blaming others for your mistakes. Study Feng Shui and blame the furniture.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has bookmarked:

If you think about it, Santa really has the best job, he works one day a year and spends the rest of his time judging people.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has viewed:

As a student, the most comforting words you’ll ever hear are “I haven’t started either.”

Someone from 🇦🇬 has viewed:

Always keep a dog eared book on your nightstand so that people think you know how to read.

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Just landed via Twitch:

Hell hath no fury like a toddler who lost the chance to push a button.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

We live in a cosmic tornado, but sure, let’s all get jobs.

Shared recently on Slack:

By the time I remember to text back, it be too disrespectful to even do it.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Trying to win an argument online is sociopathic. I would concede anything to get a stranger to leave me alone.

Just shared via Telegram:

The only person I ever call is my wife, and that’s just when we’re trying to find her phone.

Making waves on Threads:

Automatic doors that don’t open fast enough make me look dumb.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Replying to all emails with “ya think?”.

Breaking via Twitch:

Haircuts should be covered by insurance.

Making waves on Snapchat:

My hair would never allow me to commit a crime. I really do leave my DNA everywhere.

Freshly posted on Slack:

I forgot how to panic. Help!

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