64 Funny hour quotes

• I’m so sick of TV shows and movies where there are no likable characters. I don’t need to spend an hour with people I hate, I already have my life.

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  3 weeks ago

  character, dislike, entertainment, hate, hour, humor, i, life, likable, likable character, movie, need, people, show, shows, sick, spend, spending, spending time, time, TV, TV Show, where

• Actually, this email could’ve been a meeting. We could’ve spent an hour on the clock talking shit and gossiping. Someone could’ve brought bagels.

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  3 weeks ago

  bagel, clock, email, gossip, hour, humor, meeting, office, shit, someone, spent, talking, time, work, work humor

• People who say that they don’t have time for my bullshit should wake up an hour earlier.

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  3 weeks ago

  bullshit, earlier, hour, humor, morning, morning routine, people, priorities, routine, sarcasm, say, should, time, wake, wake up

• Watching a movie on the plane? No thanks. Watching my seatmate’s movie with no audio and not understanding what’s going on for over an hour? Yassss.

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  3 weeks ago

  audio, boredom, entertainment, going, hour, humor, misunderstanding, movie, over, plane, seatmate, thanks, understanding, watching

• Sorry, can’t. I took my bra off and threw it across the room an hour ago. There’s no coming back from that.

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  3 weeks ago

  across, back, bra, casual, coming, coming back, honesty, hour, humor, i, relaxation, room, sorry, spontaneity, throw

• It always takes me an hour to get ready. 45 minutes for doing nothing and 15 hectic minutes for the rest.

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  3 weeks ago

  always, doing, getting, getting ready, hectic, hour, humor, management, me, minutes, nothing, preparation, procrastination, ready, rest, self-care, time, time management

• My phone just filmed a 2 hour documentary about life inside my purse.

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  3 weeks ago

  2, belongings, documentary, everyday, filming, hour, humor, inside, just, life, personal, personal belongings, phone, purse, technology

• I need to know the brand of toothbrush my neighbor has. I hear it buzzing sometimes an hour at a time and she’s clearly enjoying it.

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  3 weeks ago

  brand, buzzing, care, curiosity, enjoying, funny observation, hear, hour, humor, i, know, need, neighbor, observation, personal, personal care, time, toothbrush

• The first 120 hours after the weekend are always the worst.

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  3 weeks ago

  always, hour, hours, humor, Monday, time, weekend, work, worst

• I’m now at the age where happy hour is a nap.

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  3 weeks ago

  age, happy, happy hour, hour, humor, life, life stage, nap, relaxation, stage, where

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