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Funny humorous quotes 😂 are the little pick-me-ups we all need to sprinkle some joy into our day! Whether you’re looking for a chuckle or a full-blown laugh 🤣, these witty gems are here to tickle your funny bone. Perfect for sharing with friends or brightening up your own timeline 🌟, they’re the ultimate mood boosters! Dive into the world of laughter and let these clever quips bring a smile to your face 😊.

There should be a withering shamrock emoji so that people can express misfortune or Irish grief.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Some people feel like unpaid actors in my sitcom called “What Fresh Chaos Is This?”

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Arguing through text will have you standing in one spot for 40 mins.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

I’m awake and working. Please respect my privacy during these trying and emotional times.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

What if instead of Big Mac it was Big Matt and he came out and said hello to you?

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Making eye contact with strangers on the sidewalk and saying “it’s crazy that they just let me walk around, haha”.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Watching Jaws with my kid because I’m sick of going to the beach.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Cashews are my favorite because they’re salty and hunched over just like me.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

When I say “the other day”, it can be anytime between yesterday and my birth.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Just heard my knee crack so loud I expected it to glow in the dark.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

A dating app called Unhinged where you agree to meet up and fight each other.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

I am “any text received after 9pm will be answered at 6am” years old.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

An escape room, but it’s just your high school reunion.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

It’s called the Summer Olympics so one of the events should be running in flip flops to catch the ice cream man.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

I have never seen a single “when animals attack” video that I wasn’t rooting for the animal.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Moms be like, “Your cousin’s neighbor’s husband’s aunt died. Just thought you should know.”

Posted onMay 21, 2026

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