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Trying to create the world's first high-five-fueled resignation 😆🙌🔜🚪
56 Funny humorous quotes
I hate it when I take a picture of myself and see 20 years of bad eating habits and no exercise.
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Suddenly realizing that my camera doubles as a time machine 😂📸🥦🍩
“It’s Raining Men” and “Let the Bodies Hit the Floor” are the same song from different points of view.
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"It's all a matter of whether you packed a raincoat or a helmet! 🌧️😅🏋️♂️"
Yabba dabba doo used to be a rad way to start a Saturday.
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Ah, the good ol' days when my biggest worry was bedrock traffic 🚗🦖 Yabba dabba woohoo! 🎉
When I trip, I always look back to see who or what did it, because it couldn’t have possibly been my fault.
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Blame it on the invisible ninja, because my feet have the grace of a giraffe on roller skates! 🤦♂️🦒🎢
If it weren’t for this whole job thingy that pays me money, I’d become a professional nap taker.
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Dream job: unpaid nap intern 😴💤🛌 #Goals
I should have peed before I left, and other things I’ll never learn: A memoir
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"Ah, the true 'tinkle of regret'—a bestseller on my life shelf! 🚽📚😂"
Boobs always win. That’s why we don’t play rock, paper, boobs.
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"Can you imagine trying to pick a winner? Rock, paper… oops, everyone's too distracted 😆👀✨"
Grocery stores should have baskets in the middle of the store for those “I really overestimated how much I can carry” moments.
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"Heavy lifting Olympics: 0, Grocery Hulk: 1! 🏋️♂️🛒🤣"
There should be a variant of fencing with two guys trying to kiss one another.
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"Swipe right for swordplay and smooches! 🤺💋😂"