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101 Funny identity quotes

Funny identity quotes 🤪🎭 are the perfect way to embrace who we are while laughing at the quirks that make us unique! Whether you’re a master of disguise or a self-proclaimed hot mess, these witty gems remind us not to take life—or ourselves—too seriously. Dive into a world where humor meets self-reflection, and discover a collection of punchlines that celebrate the glorious chaos of being perfectly imperfect!

Without the words ‘literally’ and ‘like,’ I am nothing.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I don’t remember what I wanted to be when I grew up, but I’m pretty sure it wasn’t a broke, stressed-out, over-thinker with no clothes that fit.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

My dad wasn’t absent or present; he was a secret third thing.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

If I were a category, I’d be “miscellaneous.”

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Accidentally clicked a post about UFOs, and now my Facebook algorithm thinks I’m a much different person.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Grok, is this true? Grok, am I original? Grok, am I the only one? Grok, am I sexual?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

On the internet, you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

No one knows what I’m up to, not even me.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

If I ever find out who stole my identity, I’ll pay all their debts and ruin their credit score just for fun.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I want to clarify that what I publish on social media does not define me as a person; I am worse.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

It’s way too easy to lie online. I was just telling Beyoncé about that the other day.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Transgender ambulance driver whose pronouns are we/you/we/you/we/you.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

I love when dudes are named Guy. Like, yeah. Exactly.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Going through life with a signature I invented as a teenager.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

I decided to be me and now we have a problem.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

An orgy where everyone looks identical is called a doppelgängerbänger.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Your honor, I have a role to play as the black sheep of the family.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Gay? We don’t use that word anymore. Person of rainbow.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

I’ve asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far no one has given me a straight answer.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

Don’t be ashamed of who you are, that is your parent’s job.

Posted on6 months ago

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