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6 months ago
Share →: LinkedIn: where you desperately hope that one idiot you had a drink with six years ago can somehow help get you a job.

Commentary:
Ah, LinkedIn, the virtual networking jungle gym where your once-a-drinking buddy transforms into a potential job fairy godparent 🧚‍♂️🍸. Here's to hoping that that long-lost connection remembers your name and not just the embarrassing dance moves from that fateful night six years ago! 🕺💼 #NetworkingWoes #JobSearchStruggles
6 months ago
Share →: I talk to my dog like she’s human and, like most humans, she looks at me like I’m an idiot.

Commentary:
"When you have conversations with your dog and she gives you that 'are you for real?' look, you know who the real genius is in the room. 🐶🤪 #DogHumor"
6 months ago
Share →: How soon into a new relationship should you let her know you’re an idiot?

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old question: should you reveal your inner genius or just embrace your idiocy right from the start? 🤔 Maybe it's best to sprinkle a little bit of both and let the surprise unfold naturally! After all, life is way more amusing when you can laugh at yourself! 🤪 #EmbraceTheIdiotWithin"
6 months ago
Share →: Most of my job is making things idiot proof, but they keep making better idiots.

Commentary:
"Trying to make things idiot proof is like trying to build a better mousetrap… Except the mice are always reinventing themselves! 🤦‍♂️🤣 #SisyphusSyndrome"
6 months ago
Share →: The worst part about getting sucked up by the tornado you’re filming is to die knowing your wife was right. You are an idiot.

Commentary:
"Who knew being proven wrong could be so disastrous? 🌪️💨💔 #EpicFail"
6 months ago
Share →: Panda bears are proof that it’s okay to be kind of an idiot as long as you’re super adorable.

Commentary:
"Panda bears: setting the bar high for being cute and clueless at the same time 🐼🤪 Who knew being a lovable goofball could be so endearing? It's like they're saying 'I may not be the brightest bulb in the box, but hey, look at my fluffy cuteness!' 😆🐼 #PandaWisdom"
6 months ago
Share →: Debugging is like being the detective in a crime where you are also the murderer. Following the clues of an idiot.

Commentary:
Trying to debug your code feels like trying to solve a mystery where you're the culprit who left a trail of breadcrumbs – and those breadcrumbs happen to be a bit clueless! 🕵️‍♂️🔍 Who knew being an investigator and a suspect at the same time could be so entertaining and frustrating? #ProgrammerLife
6 months ago
Share →: Once you realize I’m an idiot, my posts start to make a lot more sense.

Commentary:
"Ah, the wisdom of the self-proclaimed idiot! 🤪 Embracing one's foolishness is the first step to enlightenment…or at least in having your posts finally understood! 🙃"
6 months ago
Share →: Before you call me an idiot consider this: I know!

Commentary:
"Before you call me an idiot, just remember, it takes one to know one! 🤓💡 #SelfAwareness"
6 months ago
Share →: I always work very hard and intensively to ensure that my wife can proudly say: “That idiot over there? Yes, that’s mine!”

Commentary:
"Working hard, not just to impress the boss or get that promotion, but to make your significant other beam with pride. 🏆💼🤪 #RelationshipGoals #CrazyInLove"