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I always work very hard and intensively to ensure that my wife can proudly say: “That idiot over there? Yes, that’s mine!”
I’m not an idiot anymore, universe, please stop with the lessons.
The main reason for stress is the daily contact with idiots.
Most of my job is making things idiot proof, but they keep making better idiots.
Panda bears are proof that it’s okay to be kind of an idiot as long as you’re super adorable.

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5 months ago
Share →: I talk to my dog like she’s human and, like most humans, she looks at me like I’m an idiot.

Commentary:
"When you have conversations with your dog and she gives you that 'are you for real?' look, you know who the real genius is in the room. 🐶🤪 #DogHumor"
5 months ago
Share →: How soon into a new relationship should you let her know you’re an idiot?

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old question: should you reveal your inner genius or just embrace your idiocy right from the start? 🤔 Maybe it's best to sprinkle a little bit of both and let the surprise unfold naturally! After all, life is way more amusing when you can laugh at yourself! 🤪 #EmbraceTheIdiotWithin"
5 months ago
Share →: Most of my job is making things idiot proof, but they keep making better idiots.

Commentary:
"Trying to make things idiot proof is like trying to build a better mousetrap… Except the mice are always reinventing themselves! 🤦‍♂️🤣 #SisyphusSyndrome"
5 months ago
Share →: The worst part about getting sucked up by the tornado you’re filming is to die knowing your wife was right. You are an idiot.

Commentary:
"Who knew being proven wrong could be so disastrous? 🌪️💨💔 #EpicFail"
5 months ago
Share →: Panda bears are proof that it’s okay to be kind of an idiot as long as you’re super adorable.

Commentary:
"Panda bears: setting the bar high for being cute and clueless at the same time 🐼🤪 Who knew being a lovable goofball could be so endearing? It's like they're saying 'I may not be the brightest bulb in the box, but hey, look at my fluffy cuteness!' 😆🐼 #PandaWisdom"
5 months ago
Share →: Debugging is like being the detective in a crime where you are also the murderer. Following the clues of an idiot.

Commentary:
Trying to debug your code feels like trying to solve a mystery where you're the culprit who left a trail of breadcrumbs – and those breadcrumbs happen to be a bit clueless! 🕵️‍♂️🔍 Who knew being an investigator and a suspect at the same time could be so entertaining and frustrating? #ProgrammerLife
5 months ago
Share →: Once you realize I’m an idiot, my posts start to make a lot more sense.

Commentary:
"Ah, the wisdom of the self-proclaimed idiot! 🤪 Embracing one's foolishness is the first step to enlightenment…or at least in having your posts finally understood! 🙃"
5 months ago
Share →: Before you call me an idiot consider this: I know!

Commentary:
"Before you call me an idiot, just remember, it takes one to know one! 🤓💡 #SelfAwareness"
5 months ago
Share →: I always work very hard and intensively to ensure that my wife can proudly say: “That idiot over there? Yes, that’s mine!”

Commentary:
"Working hard, not just to impress the boss or get that promotion, but to make your significant other beam with pride. 🏆💼🤪 #RelationshipGoals #CrazyInLove"
5 months ago
Share →: The idiot’s diet is just biting your tongue.

Commentary:
"The idiot's diet: when you have to bite your tongue to avoid consuming extra calories from saying something stupid. 🤐🍰🍔 #dietsilly #speaklesschewmore"