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11 Funny idiots quotes

The main reason for stress is the daily contact with idiots.

1 month ago

Drink coffee, avoid idiots, read books and repeat.

1 month ago

The problem with self-checkout is that all the cashiers are idiots.

2 months ago

Why are these idiots only giving robots two arms?

3 months ago

An evil genius rising to a position of power is bad but it makes sense at least. Feels insulting we’re constantly seeing evil idiots doing it instead.

3 months ago

Most of my job is making things idiot proof, but they keep making better idiots.

3 months ago

We’ve all at least once caught our toes when putting on our knickers and jumped around the room like idiots.

3 months ago

My superpower? Staying calm when talking to idiots.

3 months ago

The idiot’s diet is just biting your tongue.

3 months ago

Make sure you stock up on condoms, so you don’t produce any more idiots.

3 months ago

Without freedom of speech we wouldn’t know who the idiots are.

3 months ago