19 Funny idiots quotes

• My ex is somewhere telling his new girlfriend how bad I was, and she’s smiling, thinking she made it in life. Two idiots.

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  15 hours ago

  bad, breakup, ex, girlfriend, humor, i, idiot, idiots, jealousy, life, love, love life, new, new relationship, relationship, sarcasm, smiling, somewhere, telling, thinking

• I don’t argue with idiots on the Internet, I just keep scrolling and mind my own business.

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  1 day ago

  argue, argument, behavior, business, i, idiot, idiots, internet, just, keep, mind, minding, minding business, online, online behavior, own, scrolling

• Life is full of questions. Idiots are full of answers.

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  2 months ago

  answer, full, humor, idiot, idiots, life, question, questions, sarcasm

• During arguments with idiots, I wish I could throw a flash bang and disappear.

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  2 months ago

  annoyance, argument, arguments, bang, comedy, disappear, flash, frustration, humor, i, idiots, sarcasm, self-expression, thinking, throw, wish, wishful, wishful thinking, witty

• Please stop adding touchscreens to cars. Most of these idiots can barely drive as it is.

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  2 months ago

  annoyance, car, cars, distraction, drive, driver, driving, humor, idiots, most, please, safety, stop, technology, touchscreen

• Some days you feel like you’re surrounded by idiots, other days you realize it’s not just some days.

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  2 months ago

  daily, daily life, days, feel, frustration, humor, idiots, just, life, perspective, realize, relatability, sarcasm, self-awareness, surrounded

• I didn’t just turn into a grouchy old woman overnight. It took years of people letting me down, pissing me off, and dealing with idiots to get this good at it.

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  2 months ago

  attitude, attitude humor, dealing, dealing with idiot, frustration, good, grouchy, humor, i, idiot, idiots, just, letting, me, old, old woman, overnight, patience, people, personality, pissing, sarcasm, turn, woman

• The closer you are to nature, the further you are from idiots.

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  2 months ago

  closer, environment, humor, idiots, nature, outdoors, sarcasm, wilderness

• The main reason for stress is the daily contact with idiots.

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  2 months ago

  contact, daily, idiot, idiots, main, reason, stress

• Drink coffee, avoid idiots, read books and repeat.

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  2 months ago

  avoid, avoid idiot, book, books, coffee, daily, daily routine, drink, humor, idiot, idiots, lifestyle, productivity, read, read book, repeat, routine, self-care

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