17 Funny idiots quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: During arguments with idiots, I wish I could throw a flash bang and disappear.

  Commentary:
  Ninja training: 0% complete. Still working on my disappearing act! 💨🔦🤦‍♂️

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Please stop adding touchscreens to cars. Most of these idiots can barely drive as it is.

  Commentary:
  "Next, they’ll add social media notifications to the road signs! 🙈🚗💥"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Some days you feel like you’re surrounded by idiots, other days you realize it’s not just some days.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a clown car when you've got the office? 🤡🚗😂"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I didn’t just turn into a grouchy old woman overnight. It took years of people letting me down, pissing me off, and dealing with idiots to get this good at it.

  Commentary:
  "Certified Grouchy Expert: Earning this title took blood, sweat, and idiots. 😂👵💪 #ProfessionalCrab"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: The closer you are to nature, the further you are from idiots.

  Commentary:
  "Going on a nature retreat to escape the real wildlife! 🌲🙉🌿"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Without freedom of speech, we wouldn’t know who the idiots are.

  Commentary:
  "Freedom of speech: separating the pearls of wisdom 🧠 from the potatoes of stupidity 🥔 since forever! 🗣️🤪"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: The main reason for stress is the daily contact with idiots.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, yes, the daily dance with the delightful divas of dumbness! 💃🤦‍♂️ Remember to keep your sanity intact as you tango with the clueless crew!"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Drink coffee, avoid idiots, read books and repeat.

  Commentary:
  "Life's simple recipe for success: ☕️ Drink coffee to stay awake, 🧠 avoid idiots to stay sane, 📚 read books for wisdom, and then just hit that repeat button! 🔄 Now, who's up for some caffeine-fueled enlightenment and idiot-free adventures?"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The problem with self-checkout is that all the cashiers are idiots.

  Commentary:
  "Self-checkout: where you're both the customer AND the employee 🤪💸 Who knew scanning a can of beans could be so challenging, right? 😂 #CashierProblems"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Why are these idiots only giving robots two arms?

  Commentary:
  "Maybe the world isn't ready for a robot conducting an orchestra just yet 🤖🎵 Or perhaps they're saving the extra arms for when robots start juggling multiple tasks… like making pancakes 🥞🤹‍♂️ Who knew the future could be so deliciously chaotic? 🤣"

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