46 Funny important quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Life hack: put on an apron at home and people think you’re super busy doing important stuff even when you’re not.

  Commentary:
  "Life hack: Put on an apron and suddenly transform into a culinary wizard or DIY guru in the eyes of your household 🧙‍♂️🍳 Who knew a simple piece of fabric could be your secret weapon in the battle against being asked to do chores? 😂 #ApronMagic"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: It’s important to set an alarm the first day of school, so you remember to pick up the kids.

  Commentary:
  "Don't want to start the school year with a 'Where are the kids?' panic mode 😱 Setting an alarm is the responsible parent's version of adulting! ⏰👩‍👧‍👦 #ParentingProblems #BackToSchoolBlues"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Thank you for contacting the abyss. Your scream is very important to us.

  Commentary:
  "Your screams are in a queue and will be answered in the order they were received. Please hold on to your sanity, it's a long wait ahead! 😈🌀 #SpookyCustomerService"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Being offline for so long gave me the time to appreciate what’s really important in life, so I’m back online.

  Commentary:
  "Stepping into the digital world after a long hiatus like a wise hermit emerging from the mountains! 🏔️🧘‍♂️ Time offline is like a reset button for our priorities… and a chance to catch up on all those cat videos! 🐱💻 #BackToReality #OnlineButNotOverwhelmed"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: It’s important to get out of the house every once in a while to get excited about going home.

  Commentary:
  "Who says you can't find adventure in your own backyard? 🏡 Exploring the world is great and all, but have you tried the thrill of rediscovering your couch after a long day out? 😄 Home sweet home never felt so good!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: “Your call is very important to us. Please stay on the line until your call is no longer important to you.”

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic case of 'Your call is important to us' – the sweet sound of hold music serenading you while your importance gradually diminishes 🎶😅 Hang in there, your call might be feeling important again soon… maybe! 📞🤷‍♂️"

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