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Not to brag, but I don’t need alcohol to send texts I’ll regret.

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Wrapping gifts on the floor after 50: 1% holiday spirit, 99% figuring out how to stand up without calling for help.

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Not only do I turn down my radio to find a house or a parking spot, but I also take off my sunglasses to hear someone better.

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Your favorite little ball of silliness has logged in.

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Biting your tongue while eating is a perfect example of how you can still screw up, even with decades of experience.

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Sorry I marked myself as safe on Facebook after your PowerPoint presentation.

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I was the most patient parent and then I had kids.

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The audacity of my parents’ oldies station now playing 80s music.

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My boss told me to show initiative, so I decided to finish work early.

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You only live once and thank God for that.

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I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times. You know, just to be sure.

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Glory hole but for forehead kisses.

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Women always want to marry intelligent men. What they don’t know: Intelligent men don’t want to marry.

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It’s comical when I lean back in my chair only to realize it’s a stool.

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Do you think working at Pizza Hut would help you get a job at Sunglass Hut? You know, with all that hut experience?

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Whoever’s been in charge of the weather for the last few weeks seems to have fallen asleep on the couch with the remote control in their hand.

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If you ever feel useless, remember that there are bathrooms at pools.

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Telling your child their sibling is still asleep a very effective way to get them to practice their instrument.

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As you get older, you suddenly realize that the Smurf who hates everything is the normal one.

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I birthed my kid faster than she can put on shoes.

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If Monday were available for purchase at IKEA, it would be called “Fekking Hell”.

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β€œSanta isn’t real!” Okay, I literally just saw him at the mall.

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Got fired on my first day working at the drugstore for calling my new coworkers ‘my pharmily’.

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β€œAI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI send 5 emails a day and check their fantasy football line-ups on and off for 8 hours.

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I am so incredibly tired today. I think my shelf life has expired.

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If you think about it, Santa really has the best job, he works one day a year and spends the rest of his time judging people.

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Why aren’t we using these t-shirt cannons for burritos?

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The final stage of being single is when you listen to a love song and no one comes to mind; at that point, you’ve achieved absolute singularity.

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I’m at the age where I consider any picture of me taken in the last ten years β€œcurrent.”

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Monday again. I just knew this would happen.

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It’s funny how you can annoy unhappy people by remaining calm.

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Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.

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50% of parenting is just trying to decide if that noise is worth walking up all of those stairs.

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People who own banana costumes will wear that shit to anything.

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I could never journal, I’d start lying in there too.

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Alligators can live up to 100 years which is why there is an increased chance that they will see you later.

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You gotta ask people nowadays, are you single single, mad at your partner single, blocked single or single just in your head.

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Anybody else not stopped farting this evening? Asking for a friend.

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Santa saw your Facebook posts. This year you’re getting a dictionary.

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Women swear they be broke… Then, all of a sudden, here comes that Shein delivery.

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