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"I tried being normal once… Worst two minutes of my life! 😅🙃 #RaisedByWolves"
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- It’s crazy people waste their time with hobbies and family when there are strangers on the internet who need to be argued with.
- Ancient Egyptians used to worship cats and write on walls, a practice we still continue to do today on the Internet.
- Last night the Internet stopped working so I spent a few hours with my family. They seem like good people.
- It’s not my job to police the internet, but I just saw someone post a recipe for cauliflower cookies and reported them for harmful content.
- I do block people right away; you’re not going to stress me out on my own phone, with my own internet, and in my own house.
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- You were there at the beginning of the Internet if you’ve heard the following: “Get off the web, I need to make a call!”
- Dear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can’t beat surfing the net.
- I read somewhere on the internet that 87% of what you read on the internet isn’t true, and I believe it.
- The fastest mammal on earth is the smartass on the web.
- Are you http? Because I’m :// without you.
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